"You know, I'm the guy that everyone says they hate, but only about three/fourths of them really hate me."
Sure it isn't four-fifths?

Hate to flame man, but this ain't funny.

First Review! I win1(dances)
Pretty good, but a bit too short. Two jokes really isn't much of a post, but you can -should-add more. How about reviewing my story, as a reward for being the first to r and r yours, hm?