|Reviews for Princes are Evil|
| Sylven chapter 14 . 5/7/2011
'"You don't?" he asked me.
A miracle! Somebody was actually speaking as if I was in the room! I liked him already!'
'Well, at least I wasn't involved with fairies or dragons or witches or whatever else that was extremely dangerous and powerful. Only the castle.'
'He changed the subject on me! He was evil. Plain evil. Like a prince.' Yes!- *nods pensively in agreement* -like a prince.
'"You called Nolan Gavin, didn't you?" I asked her. That meant that….
….she was as delusional as I was! I was not alone! Hooray!' Yay!
And, yes, you SHOULD have stayed in bed this morning.
Hmph. Hypocritical brat. Calling her ugly, then going off to beg his mother to keep the pretty pet. Bah. She's not the puppy! Honest! GAVIN is!
| Sylven chapter 13 . 5/7/2011
Oops. Forgot # Two. That is: Yes, publish this, for it is amazing. thank you.
| Sylven chapter 13 . 5/7/2011
One, my favorite character is Rhian. And Gavin. And Ahanu. Yep, my fave is Ahanu, the one who I relate to is Rhian, and the one who's my fave as in he's-such-a-cute-little-puppy cute character is Gavin-prince-guy. Teehee.
| Sylven chapter 12 . 5/7/2011
"What is a very beautiful lady"-
Pause. It called her a 'very beautiful lady'. What had Rhian said would happen if that happened?
And as she's flying away, she's dazed enough that everything, instead of being all panicky, was dulled, as though everybody was mindlessly skipping in fields of flowers and tossing lollipops everywhere. And any moment now, she's going to get hit in the head with one, and be jolted back to reality, and THEN freak out by doing one thing. Babbling nonsense. Any moment now. I can feel it.
'So, where were we going? To those spooky mountains that were looming with perpetually dark clouds overhead?'
Yes. I'm afraid we are.
'What did you people think he'd say?'
Um... certainly not what YOU thought! Nope, not at all! *Whistles random tune with false cheery innocence.*
And I agree. Brad was a strange name for a dragon- wait, was? Does that mean he dies? Or does she change her opinion? *Panics, then settles back to apathy.* Meh. *Continues reading.*
and- oh, his name really HAD been Firebrand? ... hm. Well, now it's Brad! He changed it, so-! *Falls asleep.*
And... Aunt Ann would love this dragon. *nods in agreement* As would I, frankly- no. Because then I'd have no time to talk. Or think to myself. It'd be annoying. And I wouldn't have ANYTHING else to do! I'm with Rhian now! Get her out! Let me rip through dimensions and rescue her because I'm the reader, and what she suffers through, I do, and we can't have that!
| Sylven chapter 11 . 5/7/2011
"No, it's going to rain."
"What are you talking about? It's a clear….oh. It's going to rain."
Had I already reviewed? ... oh well. 3
| Sylven chapter 11 . 5/7/2011
'"Cute is a word associated with a puppy dog!"
I had called Gavin cute. Was Gavin a puppy dog, then?'
Yes, yes he was.
'He was appalled by my behavior? What kind of bandit said that?' A Gavin one.
And... his fairy godfather. Of course. That's who his steed is. it HAS to be Ahanu. *stares, then starts giggling insanely*
*Too incomprehensible to review the story any farther, reduced to merely reading without comment,
| Sylven chapter 10 . 5/7/2011
*Stare...* ...how could she NOT recognized those eyes? When I saw them, I was like, 'It's Prince Whatshisname!' And Now (yes, with capital 'N') I'm like, oh, he was Gavin-prince-guy. Yes, I call him Gavin-prince-guy in my thoughts. Sometimes Prince-guy. And It is always... It. Ick. Yeah, I call him Ick more than It, but they seemed the same to me. *shrug*
| Sylven chapter 10 . 5/7/2011
"I was walking in a circle. How did I know I was walking in a circle? Glad you asked.
You see that tree there? The one with the pretty gold leaves that the rabbit is sleeping under? Well, I think I passed that tree before. Really, I think I did.
I kept on walking. Ten minutes later, I realized I was walking in a circle. How? See that tree right there? The one with the pretty gold leaves that the rabbit is sleeping under? I'm sure I passed that before.
Perhaps I should take a different path..
I was walking in a circle. How did I know I was walking in a circle? You see that tree there? Yeah, the one with the golden how did you know about the rabbit? I'm walking in a circle?"
I don't think i need to quote anything else, and I haven't even finished the chapter yet. har har.
| Sylven chapter 9 . 5/7/2011
"Oops. Scary fairies. Words of advice: never meet a fairy."
"What was up with fairies saying "silence" all the time, anyway?"
"And, when left to one's own thoughts, what does one think of?
"Was I just quoting Mistress Peacock's prudish friend? Was I actually growing up? Nah, I wasn't. I was just saving everybody from evil Princess Lana."
Just a few select quotes from this chapter. I could've chosen so much more... but again, with the explanation I made last review.
| Sylven chapter 8 . 5/7/2011
'All I could think of was. I had been right all along! I had a fairy godmother! Who was right? Me! Yeah! Mother and father were wrong. I was right. Who was right? Me. Who was special? Me. And Gavin. Wait a minute.'
'That was almost..scary. I realized I had been using that word a lot. This is scary. That is scary. He is scary. She is scary. They are scary. I had to stop.'
I love quoting. Especially just to highlight funny parts, and skip other perfectly good parts, simply because I do not wish to quote the entire story. Because that's just... something I do not do in reviews. So there.
| Sylven chapter 7 . 5/7/2011
Cheese, bananas, and pickles. Oh dear. What happened to the shush kabobs of linen in the world?
Leaving her heavily encrypted-with-a-nonexistent-code message,
| Sylven chapter 6 . 5/7/2011
"That's right! I called you stupid! What are you going to do about it?
Apparently, sit on me."
I love the appearance of the telepathic Demon-horse. Apparently, Tranquility doesn't hold any grudges against Princey, while he likes annoying Rhian... a lot... maybe because he just liked annoying funny people. Or perhaps she called him stupid several times and the Prince never did so. And now I'm thinking about the Prince's opinion on animals while not paying a single thought to Rhian's current state of Distress. Yes, with a capital 'D'. The Distress.
That's fun to say. :3 Distress, Distress, The Distress, The Distress, sounds like dress. The Distress. The Distress.
The Distress... The Distress... The Distress! ... The Distress... The Distress...! The Distress... The Distress... The Distress... The Distress...
| Sylven chapter 5 . 5/7/2011
Oh, and yes, Maids are creepy. They had super powers. 3
"And did I just think that? Where was my brain? If you happen to find it, please return it to me. Thanks."
*starts frantically searching, then stops abruptly* Erm... heheh... *awkwardly hides squishy gray lumpy thing behind back* I, um, forgot I had that... I didn't take it! Honest! I hadn't!
OK, so I had, but who wouldn't?
| Sylven chapter 4 . 5/7/2011
I am still very in love with your story. I admit that I can love stories with an obsession akin to romance, except not quite. Because that's just... impossible... yeah. Off subject, and only with a few words. Bleh.
Aherm. Yeah, why was she pretending she wasn't infatuated? Erm... because she COULD be, that's why! Now stop asking questions! ...and yet people still ask...
Teeheehee, yeshles, there are PC germs. Stands for Prince Cooties. I just love that. Cooties... who DOESN'T talk about Cooties anymore? ...hm? ... you say 99.9% of all adults currently alive in the world? ... um... YOU'RE LYING!
| Sylven chapter 2 . 5/7/2011
I had been planning on just reviewing at the end of the story. I really had. But... I couldn't help it. Too... many... MENTIONS of evil blue eyes...
I love this story so much. And part of the reason, I guess, is because it's so hilarious. And what else? It sounds almost as though it were narrated by me. 0.0 Yes. I can connect to the character. Easily. I worship you! (Not literally. I'm just complimenting you.)
Those eyes... EVIL BLUE EYES! Again, and again! Sarcasm gall-or! And the way she talked with the prince stick-in-the-mud, just lovely. Wonderful! Ah, such a wonderful story... and, of course, she's completely serious. She's not joking. I rarely joke, and yet I find so much funny. I'd like to take the place of this girl's mom. Just so I can tease Rhian. A lot. Or Rhian. So I can talk to Sir Bob. I am enjoying this story. It feels as though this is a game of pretend I'm playing where I don't switch my personality. It's very well written on top of that, so well that I forgot to mention the writing itself because I was too busy commenting on the story. Thank you. And the first chapter, itself. I read it, and was like, this author's a comedian! ...even though Rhian is... wait a sec. And confused myself. Then I came and started reading it aloud to my little sister. But she wandered away, claiming she was bored. So I pouted. What did SHE know anyway? It was a grat story! ...so I continued reading.
And- wait, living at the castle? I like how she just gives a lot of information, speaking first and thinking later. Or thinking first and thinking later. It seems very typical, these double-takes. And extremely in-character. Yes...