Reviews for Churches
Manuel Fajar chapter 1 . 11/28/2004
Tithing's not good tidings except for the priory. m
Athena's girl chapter 1 . 8/1/2004
good grief though! this is too awesome!
you really shouldn't have to pay your way into heaven...
Sterces chapter 1 . 7/13/2004
O! Right on. Nice work!
EndlessLove4u chapter 1 . 7/9/2004
AWESOME! This is just the truth...hehehehehehehe.
catseyeview chapter 1 . 7/7/2004
Ha! love it!
bubblesugarsocks chapter 1 . 7/6/2004
I feel your pain... not marrying yet, but certainly with other things. But we kind of need the money...
-Corbyjane
WarriorHeart chapter 1 . 7/5/2004
I loved it. Short, to the point, and (I think) very true.
Trealex chapter 1 . 7/4/2004
Dont you hate it when they take advantage of things like that...sometimes it is needed though. I work as a tech person at my church and part of the fee they charge would go to me if I were to run a wedding (that is because it isnt easy to run events)
tofujunky chapter 1 . 7/4/2004
*laughs out loud*

I apologize. I didn't mean to express contentment at the difficulties of your life. Believe me, I was laughing with you, not at you.

Ever heard of this one: "Money talks and bullshit walks"

Unfortunately, that applies to mostly everything - and everyone - especially with religious institutions and their holier-than-thou performers.

Consider Vegas, I'm sure you guys would have loads of fun without the unnecessary costs. Just a suggestion. Whatever you decide, I definitely want to say, Congratulations and wish you and your soon-to-be husband a happy, happy, happy and successful life together. Woohoo! *throws confetti*

-tofujunky
Seeker of the Way chapter 1 . 7/1/2004
Sounds like what Martin Luther got pissed at .. where you would buy pieces of paper from the Catholic Church to buy yourself out of Purgatory!
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Politics, religion, corporations ... they are all too easily corrupted by money. I am not saying ALL. it is just sad. My brother was SMART when HE got married, he did it at home, out in the yard! It was quite beautiful! I mean .. they act as if it cannot be a wedding unless it is in a church .. you see why now? I think having it outside, decorated and catered and having all your freind adn family there would be so cool! We had a band (with a portable dance floor brought in) food, and my family decorated it with their OWN ideas and it was AMAZING! I am not being biased, it was the most beautiful arrangement of ideas!
littleskinny chapter 1 . 7/1/2004
made me smile...I wish people wouldn't give away so much in the summary bit though! But hope you've found somewhere, and all the best!...Skinny
I-Love-Heero chapter 1 . 7/1/2004
Good job, very satiric. Good luck getting married.
simpleplan13 chapter 1 . 6/30/2004
nice satire
bach-player chapter 1 . 6/29/2004
getting married? congrats! you must be very busy...wondered what has become of you as of late! all the best to you! good poem...as usual!
CydCharisse chapter 1 . 6/29/2004
haha, grand stuff...weddings are such pains, I can tell by all who are in them. _
Good luck with yours! squee, how I love weddings.
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