haha this made me laugh. well written.

hm i think my lil bro does have an indiana jones whip from halloween last year...also i really want gum now :).

Very well-written! Not only did you manage to write a guideline for all users to consult if ever they need help but also triggered a laugh from most of us, readers. Nice, indeed. Need I say more?

I really enjoyed reading this, you're extremely funny. I'm definitely going to try following your, well guess I can call them guidelines. Creative writing classes in college are definitely a great deal more helpful than they were in high school. Then again, the kids taking the classes in college are also more interested in writing stories than just getting an easy A. I'm glad you posted this, I hope it works.

Wow! This was really EXCELLENT advice that hit it head on for a new aspiring writer i.e me. The funny thing is I already made mistake number one(start the story, know how to end the story and hope that rest falls into place.)Like you've mentioned this will lead to the inevitable curse of writers block. I've also made another mistake which is whenever you get an idea you immediately want to write it down but then you eventually realize that it also leads you to dun..dun:WRITERS BLOCK! I have now fully realized the extent of my mistakes ( for you I will list some lol) such as:not pre-planning chapters, not giving the characters a proper personality, not being fully attached to the characters and many more! So really thank-you for pointing out my many mistakes and telling me how fix them, and also saving me from having the same fate as Suzy. (lol)

Bravo. Need I say more? I was /actually/ able to read it all in one sitting. Which is practically a first for me. And it was a guide. And it was... actually helpful. Wow. I think I'll be revisiting this one.

Good job virtual cookie ~

Chris

Incredible! I dunno if I'll be successful, but I'm gonna try your tips. :)

All I can really say is:

THANK YOU!

You've set me back on the rails with this helpful and informative essay, and I've taken loads of the advice to heart. Thanks again, and may the anti-carrot force be with you also.

~Rocking on and out, Lexodus~

This is pure genius! And funny to boot

I will keep your tips in mind. Gosh, it will be easier for me to finish mine now

I wish you all the best.

I applaud you for this :D

-LadyWinchester

...you have no clue as to how much that has helped me! Honestly, not only were you awesomly awesome and hilarious and helpful, you gave me new insight for my stories and such! *glomps*

Thanks! D

your amazing! this really helped me! Thanks!

haha i'll be sure ti read this if i ever come upon writers block

Simply Superb, This will help many to come, thank you for the article.

Wow. I think this will really help. Most of the suggestions here are what I am lacking. And it's so detailed. Thanks for writing this!

Nice! I haven't finish reading yet but I'll finish reading soon! :)

This was awesome. Crazy advice, but it was good. You're such an awesome writer! :) YAY!