Reviews for Why Toucans Cant Exist
Spazzy Cow chapter 1 . 2/28/2005
Very spazzy. I like this very much.

I could write something very witty right now, but my brain cell just doesn't seem to be working. Maybe it's lonely. I should really think about growing another one to keep my current one company. Hmm... or not...

spazzycow
giantgeyser chapter 1 . 1/28/2005
Oh...my...goodness. You make me laugh so much it's not even funny. Except for the part where it is...but, THAT'S NOT THE POINT ::hyperventilates:: So...Yeah, I really like this, toucans are evil.
Blayne chapter 1 . 12/23/2004
hahahah.. ::insert more laughing::

your logic makes sense, in a weird sort of way. i enjoyed it.
WhinyPoetryFromGenerationY chapter 1 . 10/20/2004
I knew toucans were just a goverment conspiricy!
me chapter 1 . 10/16/2004
so i says to the guy, i says to him, that's not a watermelon. Whe! it was fun. really, it was. the toucan story, ah, a classic piece of internet humour. loved the part with the toucan. and the part with you in it. and...well, those were the only parts, really. yay, review. gotta love it. now this thing down here wants me to write a well rounded critique. hey, i'm well-rounded enough, ba-boom-tish. but yeah. improvements... neh. down with toucans, up with puffins! that's about all. seriously, it's funny.
The Peppy Blonde One chapter 1 . 10/15/2004
Haha...I liked that story. It was a bit random, but whatever...I like the writing style, too...
Honey Nut Loop and m-j chapter 1 . 10/15/2004
ok... that was very strange. But hey what can you say, it's humour after all. And logical too i guess.
The UGLY American chapter 1 . 10/15/2004
um... wat?
Feng the Tears of a Phoenix chapter 1 . 10/15/2004
Purely random, dude! Entertainingly pointless is how I'd describe this exactly. Plus you only have dedicated it to me as you didn't put my entire name. Wow! I've had haf a story dedicated to me! *Shines* Woo! Talk to ya later...
Silly pants chapter 1 . 10/15/2004
that was pretty damn entertaining and oh yea, your good.