Reviews for blitzkrieg coffee disaster
j chapter 1 . 8/1/2008
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the naked civil servant chapter 1 . 8/27/2005
what’s good for you always burns on the way down.

(stop.)

that is the most intelligent thingshe can say in the situation.

honey, here i am condescending and i sayyour policy of appeasement doesn’t satisfy

leaving em hanging and pressing repeatend lifeend life with a semi colon.

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE A GENIUS.
mostly water chapter 1 . 5/24/2005
Oh...oh my god. I love you.
do not resuscitate chapter 1 . 2/23/2005
this was brilliant. i loved the beginning. "polka dot discrimination/ so i suppose i’ll have to shave my legs tonight/{sweet liberation}/but i won’t comment on our Starbucks nation." this is the best poem i've read on this site in a long time.
this is britt chapter 1 . 2/22/2005
you can't stop amazing me, can you? seriously.

"end life with a semicolon;""patience is a virtue, and i'm coming home."

what words does one say to that? I'm writing more crappy poetry by the day but you just keep improving and improving, as if you ever could! Gah!