Reviews for I Suk at Summeries A Guide to the Inane, obnox &
Enlightening Darkness chapter 4 . 5/2/2005
ugh! i had like a 3-paragraph review set up and then lost it 'cuz someone called. so,uh. i'll try to let ya know what i think,even tho i 4got half uv what i typed. um,this is really funny, write way to end the chapter: talking about how to end the chapter with a pic of a nude elf in weapons practice. (if anyone other than Tess is reading this, imagine what he's using in terms of a Bow and Arrow) uh. yea. i guess i'll talk to you on AIM sometime soon. post more of this and Evil when you get the chance, i cant wait to see how they come out. ttyl
eroticavampyro chapter 4 . 5/1/2005
HE dub-toothpicks? (your thinking wtf does "dub" mean,huh?)HA! holes in the head and Tessa meaning torture. irony? hey tess,if you werent so good at writing bad fics,we wouldnt want ,ive reviewed myself . i need sleep now. remind me that i stopped on ch.4 under "Chapter three"? i'll review the rest under my other pen. ttyl tess
eroticavampyro chapter 3 . 5/1/2005
"long and obnoxious" well,you DEFINITELY covered that criteria. lol. smartass? yesfunny? yesstrnge and warped? HELL YES. now join the club. Mary Stu and Gary Sue? wait, i screwed that up. yes tess,you read it right. and i did it on purpose. kinda. i realized what i was doin thn decided it looked better from a toaster? wtf? i was just confused, but not THAT , if you need help with slang or AIM shorthand (this stuff-WTF,BTW,LOL,LMFAO) you have my s/n and email(s)ttyl
eroticavampyro chapter 2 . 5/1/2005
are the misspellings put in for emphasis? b/c that does work,whether it was intended or not."(on paper)" necessary side note. good job *picks at scab and continues reading* damn,now im salty. anyway*resumes reading* (i just read #8)only four ch's? tell me you plan on more. oh wait, this is one of those 80mil stories your working on, huh? k,well,ttyl
eroticavampyro chapter 1 . 4/29/2005
hey tess,huess what. i finally started reading this thing! well, yea,you should post Evil here. i think it would be nauseating for the 'Normals" of the ,ttyl.
PitchBlack1138 chapter 1 . 4/6/2005
this is freaking hilarious! I love it, I think it will definately help me out when I continue my "Adventures of Fruitloop and Chocopuff", which nobody reads anyway...
Wild chapter 2 . 3/25/2005
lik OMG taht was tottaly awesum! U must lik rit mor! Translated: Nice gudie book. Please post soon and i want to have your... baby? Damn I guess my translating is off today!:)

Anyway, Nice job Tess. If I go on any farther I'll be rambling, and hiw did it translat to ,"I want to have your baby?" *ponders away*
Shadowwolf Ackers chapter 2 . 3/24/2005
Now I know how to write a bad fic perhaps I shall try it one day.

It is a very funny guide for the people who write well to write bad for the sake of a few extra laughs.

Good on ya Tess