Reviews for I Do Not Have
Teddy Ricker chapter 1 . 5/27/2005
OH YEAH! Losing your legs would stink, that ROCKED though! I still can't stop laughing about how the German sounds when it is said. ~P'Dale Buddy out~
Septdeneuf chapter 1 . 5/26/2005
You know in German it's common to write nouns with a capital letter so it would have to be Ich habe keine Beine.

I think the text is a little weird. A guy looking for his legs?
tastes like love chapter 1 . 5/25/2005
AGH! i am mad at's "I have no _" I can't remember what beine means and it is so frustrating. I at least believe that is the translation...or is it "I don't have a _" 'cause I know "I don't speak german," (hehe) is "ich sprechen keine deutch." So that seemed right to