Just wow, i dont even- how the hell does one come up with THIS? 0_0 youre brilliant, clearly.

Dude, you're from the Institute? Awesome! Honestly wasn't expecting Institute kids to be able to write so much and so well, if you pardon my stereotyping ;)

Most of your humour definitely Crosses the Line Twice. And pours gasoline all over it, sets it on fire. Then extinguishes the blaze by urinating all over it, gathers up the damp ashes, bakes it into a cake and feeds it to their sickly, fragile old grandmother.

Dead babies. Suicide. Anorexia. Seizures.

I fucking love it.

"It wasn't as if she had a good plan about it or anything, either. I heard her today talk about killing herself this coming Sunday by, - listen to this – slashing her throat. Now honestly – if you're going to go through all that trouble of killing yourself, you might as well use a fool-proof method. Does she know how faulty that method is? Not only would she have to cut like, four inches into her neck, – which is unlikely – she would have to lie there bleeding for a good four, five, six hours and not have anyone find her. The fucktard."

Okay I have to correct the protagonist here. (I'm sorry I know I'm a nerd) But if she hit the jugular she wouldn't have to cut much more than an inch and she would bleed out in a matter of a few minutes. Again, I'm sorry. D:

This whole story- all 8 chapters- was genius! I loved that it was realistic on how some people just can't change and maybe your best friend is just as much of a little shit as you are. I honestly thought Danny was going to die or something but oh well, still good. It made me laugh all the way through especially the Tom thing.

This ends... kinda weirdly? I was expecting more. It doesn't feel like the end, really.

But the fic was great. :)

This is so fucking psycho and crazy and I don't know why I just laughed the hell off and loved your story. I mean, I even found the baby dead jokes funny. I feel like I'm a sick fuck for liking this beacause dude, this story is reaaaaally sick. That can't be denied. But damn that got me hot. Something must be wrong with me. Your writing style is, like always, so damn lovable and I'm so close to putting this on my favorites. But unfortunately, ending just freaked me out a little too much and this story could've gone longer. Danny and Sumon are psychos, man. Favorite type of character. Have you ever published a book? Cause id love to read them.

P.S. you know what? Screw what I said earlier. I'm putting this on my page. Irresistable, babe.

awesome

That sounds awesome. It's also true. People don't like being told the truth!

OH MY GOD! I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER! wow... these kids are seriously sick. They're fucking fantastic!

This story is fucking genius! I can't get over how awesome it is. I'm sure it'll turn darker later.. I look forward to that :3

wow... Cracked up laughing. This was awesome!

hahahaha awesomeness. Although I wouldn't be surprised if Christy killed herself.

I also love your stories becuse they are psychoticly sexy. I try to convey my own stories like this, but they always come out more romantic than brutal, I admit my jelousy. But, anyway, loved this. I wish there was more: more chapters, more sex, more fighting, more description-from you I always want more. I've learend that you dont give a fuck what your readers want though, so I'll just head on over to some gay porn site and makebelive its Danny and Simon. Thanks for the orgasm.
XOXOXO

You're on my fav autors list becuse all your stories make me laugh, infact I actually LOL obnoxiously and get pissed looks. But I love your writing anyhow.