|Reviews for Homesick Abortion|
| Naomi Schemer chapter 7 . 8/12/2005
This is the strangest story efuckingver. I adore it. I don't believe a review is going to do it any justice, so I'll only lengthen this pathetic review with this: Rock on!
| FoRd PrEfEcT13 chapter 7 . 8/11/2005
LMFAO. It's totally sick and it's hysterical. Life is like that and I love how you showed it.
| Twisted By Design chapter 1 . 8/11/2005
You had me hooked after the first line - plain and simple. The humor in the first three paragraphs was so mean, but so funny. Even though the narrator's thoughts and comment to Chirsty came off as complete douchebaginess, I have to admit... it's exactly what I would think in such a situation. (I feel so shameful for admitting that.)
"Yes, you, flubber-face. Go drown yourself with the other whales, or maybe just jump in front of a fucking truck. Either way, get the fuck out of my way. And off of my Earth, fatty." - Absolutely HILAIROUS. Cracked me up.
So yeah, I can only imagine where this "confession" is going to lead Simon's life.
| Esquirella chapter 7 . 8/11/2005
Does Simon get his?
| of-all-the-stupid-things chapter 7 . 8/11/2005
ehh about time man... iv almost forgotten what happened in the other chapters...
you are one sick bastard. & i am loving every letter of it.
i would say more, but my vocabulary is decidedly shithouse at the moment...*cough all the time cough*... so i dont feel that i could do you justice.
| ziggy pop eno chapter 7 . 8/10/2005
Yeah, you know it's awesome, so I don't even need to re-emphasize that :D
But good fuck, Nate! I need me some Simon/Danny sex! Have I mentioned Simon is an incredibly sexy name?
| Rowenna chapter 7 . 8/10/2005
okay... wow... i liked your other story (going native) so i figured i'd read this... you seemed like a pretty good writer, you know? and you are, you're a great writer, but this story is so seriously screwed up. wow. i mean, i'm still gonna read it, you know, but WOW where do you come UP with this stuff? I don't even believe this!
By the way, that part about mixing up Catcher in the Rye and Catch 22... i totally mix them up ALL the time... it makes perfect sense to me...
I love the whole dynamic of danny and simon... i don't really get tom, but i love the band names and songs and stuff... and the thing about karma... i really don't know whether to commend you for your great ideas, or look at you in disgust for some of the really random ideas about incest and... ugh. but hey, i keep reading it, so you're doing your job...
| Gagging Angel chapter 7 . 8/10/2005
I'm so proud of myself. I've actually bothered to review this chapter.
I've basically found this to be a story of combined giggles and paranoia-inducing nonsensical nausea. Which is a good thing. I took especially great pleasure in the doggie-style commentary. You're brilliant and I love how much I hate this. Another most excellent chapter.
| Antony At Last chapter 7 . 8/10/2005
Damn that is fucked up. Can't wait for the next chapter.
| BitterSweetDragon chapter 7 . 8/10/2005
Yes! Foamy was thrown in! and if you have no idea what I'm talking about here's the link . chapter.
| Cookie Gestapo chapter 6 . 8/6/2005
My god you had better update this story it's too fucking stupid not to. Their way of thinking is admirable. I'm jelouse.
| Cookie Gestapo chapter 1 . 8/6/2005
Oh, I love this chapter. It was so awsome! And what a way to get out of your trouble 'eh? I just wonder if that lie wasn't a lie at all. I guess I'll see right?
| Icarus-Rising chapter 1 . 8/2/2005
this is fucking
so you must update.
| Neechi chapter 6 . 7/27/2005
I love this! Their conversations are so much fun to read, and the lyrics are very amusing to read. _ Keep at it!
| Rae chapter 6 . 7/26/2005
I read your story, Gray Matter, a while ago, and when I read this one I didn't realize it was by the same writer! You're one of my favs on fictionpress. This story especially leads away from the normal slash stories, and I likes it.
I read the note on your profile as well, thanks. No really, in a non-sarcastic way, thanks. I'll keep what you wrote in mind next time I'm writing slash.