Dude, I was so excited to get an e-mail notification of your new chapter. Ya see, I needed a laugh because (ironically enough) I just finished watching The Notebook for the hundredth time. That movie (no matter how many times I freaking watch it) never fails to make me cry like a small child. I'm such a sap for sad, romantic stuff... lol

You weren't mad about Angel's series finale? I was PISSED! I couldn't believe that they ended it like that. I waited like 10 freaking years for Angel and Buffy to get together (because they are soul mates and must be with each other forever and ever and ever no matter what anyone says) but, no. It's like they want me to have an aneurysm, I swear to GOD!

I'm sorry that I traumatized you with Everything You Want. Believe me, it wasn't just you. I thought some of my readers were going to kill me. Seriously. Look back at some of my reviews for that chapter when you get a chance. They're pretty amusing. I got a lot of "WHAT!" and "YOU BETTER BRING HIM BACK!" The last one really made me chuckle, because it was like they wanted me come back in the next chapter and say something like, "HA HA! Fooled ya! He's not really dead!" lol No. That wouldn't have really worked for the mood I was going for, ya know? :o)

Oh, and the new chapter for FFY will (I swear to God, I'm working on it right now) be out sometime tomorrow. I'm having a minor case of writer's block and a major case of no spare time, otherwise I would've already had it out. Tomorrow. I swear.

Ok, now the actual review. lol This chapter was -muah- fantastic, darling. :o) Sam so wants David. And who could blame her? He's totally hot. I'd do him. It was so sweet of him (in a weird way lol) to 'help' out with her suprise party. Maybe he's not as much of an evil bastard as she thinks he is, huh...?

As for Ms. Davalos, no I haven't actually read the HP books, but I have seen and own all the movies. (Though I want to and will eventually read them when I find the time) But, I think I may know who you based her character on. Was it Professor Snape? The shit she does to Sam kind of reminds me of some of the stuff he does to Harry and the gang.

Oh, I've been recommending your story to all my friends because ya know, you rock and all. Quirkyslayer was especially impressed with your work. Go you! lol I also plan on pimping your story out in my next chapter. You should have way more reviews than you have, chica. This story is freaking awesome.

As for that annoying little word bunching thing FP likes to annoy the shit out of you with... Don't worry too much about it. The fault lies with FP and though, yes, you can go through and fix all the word bunches; it's really not that big of a deal. I'm sure people can figure out what you're trying to say. Don't sweat it...

Totally off subject, but I LOVE that linoleum line Xander says in Innocence. It's one of my all time favs. Actually, pretty much all the quotes you have on your profile are awesome. I just... love you. Bear my children. Please.

No. Seriously. lol :o)

Anyhoo, rocking chapter, as usual. Can't wait 'till the next. Until then... Be good, yield to pedestrians, and don't take candy from strangers.

Oh and don't forget... Jesus loves you.

Hey, IM loving the story so far. Continue, please!

m..you're ..i like this chapter. amusing. i really do enjoy reading ur work. u make it fun to read. and i still mean every word i said. u'r just THAT good. Now, before I inflate your ego any further, please post up the next chapter and the one after that and the one after the one after that and the... u get it. lol. yeah, i like these love-hate stories too. i mean, they're all too predictable..but a good one is always distinguishable becos its written by a good writer! like this one! :Pbtw, whenever you are free, pls do review my story. i need good writers like you to tell me what is missing..everyone else is too generous.*tap fingers impatiently* as again,i miss Sam & David's bickering already. dont keep us waiting too long. missing something is such a pain.

Bitch! Slut! Whore! Shitface! (Lol See of Chucky). Anyways I never knew you updated. Interesting chappie. Man that David guy is horny! He seriously needs to give it a rest that horny asshole. Honestly go get laid or something. You've proably done it twenty times already. Oh and all those cuss words for the teacher by the way. I'm sorry but if I were Sam, I probably wouldn't have been as nice. Anyways thanks for the shoutout and update soon.

Oh wow! This story was recommended to me and I'm glad for that! At first the voice was a little jarring - I'm not used to first person, and the paranthesis were sortof excessive, but you toned them down in Chapter One. This story, with only two chapters so far, is brilliant. The voice WORKS, and the characters, as many as there are, are developing beautiful. You craft the unresolved sexual tension between Sam and Weston beautifully. And I love how you have Sam deny her underlying attraction to him in her inner monologues. Oh, that teacher was horrid, a bit unbelievable in some instances but plausible enough because are rare lot of teachers ARE that 're writing style is unique and addictive. I'm definitely coming back for , and good to see another Buffy fan. Love both those shows to death.

YAY! A chapter dedicated to me! You're my most favorite person ever! lol :o) Oh, and Angel all the way, baby. He is so freaking hot. Spike is hot, too, but Angel is... m... Yummy.

And you are so totally welcome for the review. Your story deserves it. It's hilarious so far. Thank you so much for recommending my fics, I really appreciate that. I'm glad you enjoyed/are enjoying them. lol My new chapter should be out very soon. :o)

Ok, now the actual review can start... lol Sam reminds me so much of myself with her obsession with Buffy, books, and anal cleaning/organization. If she was a male, I swear to God she'd be my soul mate. lol I love her.

David... Oh, David... He is a trip. He cracks me up. I can't believe he told everyone that he got jumped by three Hell's Angels. LOL That's such a guy thing to do. What a schmuck...

That History teacher must DIE. She insulted BUFFY! That is unforgivable. What an evil BITCH! Oh, and she was really mean to Sam. lol Kudos to Sam for telling that stupid, evil wench off.

Wow. This review is massive. lol Um... I think that's it. Oh, a question. Were you pissed at how Angel ended? o_O

Great chapter, you're awesome, thanks a lot for the recommendations, and have a great night! Update soon!

That was a great chapter, the last section made me laugh, the sexual humour was very well keen for more!

Oh man! I absolutely love, love, and love this story! What an amazing beginning to a story. It just oozes with wonderful future chapters :] Keep up the great work! I love David's character; he's too funny. They all seem like such a great group of friends. Awsome job so far and I cannot wait in my seat long enough for the next update!

I LOVE this story...omg it is so amazing. I really like Samantha's character, and the ending of the chap was hilarious! This must be the best story I've ever read on fictionpres...please update soon! I'm one of those people that starts a story and then never finishes, but I hope that doesn't happen with this story because it is INCREDIBLE. You are definately going on my favs.

urgh. no, the urgh isnt for you. i swear i typed you a 200 words long review and the blardy server failed me. so here i go again.

this 1st chapter is.. amazing. superb. fantastic. incredible. ok, i wanna go grab my own 300 page thesaurus to find enough positive adjectives to continue praising you, just that im too lazy to get my arse off the chair.

creative and interesting characters. great vocab. clean structure. beautifully written. wait, cleverly written. you are without a doubt one of the best writers fictionpress has. trust me, i've read so many stories here. and yes, u deserve a lot more reviews.

i dont know what i can say to justify your talent. theres no words for it really. you're just THAT good. and all that bcos I read ONE chapter. :D Please do update soon alright?

the only thing i don't like is that the plot sounds oh-too-familiar with the one i drew up a few days ago. too bad for me.. i think i'll have more fun reading yours than writing mine. you go gurl.

keep up with the good writing and all the best. dont make us wait too long for the next chapter. I miss Sam and David's bickering already. ;)

p/s: I lurvvee Buffy & Angel. And Spike is way too sexy.

Stunning beginning chapter. and I *would* give a long review about all the things you could improve... Except there really isn't much and I like it now! )

from fawny

Wow who would have thought you'd have the guts to write an 'M' story. And especially before me? Yeesh. Interesting idea for a story. Nice how you never told me considering you fully said you weren't gonna do one for awhile. Anyways I have to go work on my own story (wait till you read the later chaps, it's so crazy if I do say so myself)so later

I want to start by saying that, I love you. You are my new best friend. Wanna know why? Of course you do... Well, for one, you're an EXTREMELY talented and funny writer, and two, you're a Buffy and Angel fan! Yes! Score! Rock on sista! lol Those are my two most favorite shows EVER! :o)

Ok, back to the story (which by the way, should have many, many more reviews), Samantha cracks me up. I love her sarcasm and quick wit. She brings a life to this story in a way you don't see very often. Also, David is hilarious. I love how he intentionally pisses Sam off. Their relationship and verbal sparring is worth reading this alone.

Nearly perfect grammar and spelling, wonderful, lively characters, interesting plot line... Can it get any better? AWESOME job so far. Please don't keep me waiting too long for the next chapter. You are so going on my favorites list, chica. :o)

Oh, and thanks so much for reading and reviewing my story. Don't worry, I'm not mad any more. I cleaned all day to work off my frustration. lol