That list was pretty typical of the average Dungeons and Dragons adventure, I think. :P Some of those quests can get pretty crazy.

Anyway keep it up. :)

Lol, keep it going. Again nothing I could say.

Well, actually, I think 'borsch' is spelled 'borscht'. Not sure though, but I think that's the spelling.

Good job with the writings, and keep updating. :D

And she gets a quest! :)

Finding all those things sounds hard though... but exciting. :D I hope she goes on it. And I like how Prince Brian is much nicer (well, sorta) then Jimmy. Hope that works out... :P

Keep it up!

P.S I finished writing the 'BEING REWRITTEN' chapter in AQOV, and it's been posted. If you get some free time, feel free to have a look. :P

Blah, I hate math too...it was my strong point in elementary school, but once I hit high school, I had like this brain drain that stole all my mathematical talent...wierd huh? Uberly?...Uberly? And I thought I was the only one who said that anymore, lol, mainly cuz it was a joke in my German class. Mandy’s Murder by Malnourishment. You know after reading E.K., it is really hard for me to mentally acknowledge the amount of dorkdom you display in this story. It's almost as bad as the one time when I wrote my own Family Guy episode. Craziness. Anyway, great chapter, look forward to reading the next, so update soon.

Hahahahaha! Omg that was funny. Poor Mandy's worst nightmare has come true. A castle of freaking beets? I really do wonder where you get this stuff and wonder if this beet phobia is something for the characters personal torture or if you have the same aversion. Anyway, love this chapter, so I am off to read the next.

Ah, but shouldn't the book be called "How to Avoid Being Eaten by People Eating Ogres".

Mandy is really a whiner, isn't she. She's still rather fun. I guess Herman did know about where the dragons are.

Oh, and about the blood and guts splatter in the movie. One of my characters got splattered and his companions did the blood splotch test with his remains.

This is a very interesting way to write a story. I like it! Post your next chapter soon!

Ah, beet overload!

Frog zombie! Aren't zombies bad? Jimmy was put in the dungdon for eating all the cake! That's awesome! Snow is cool!

Hee hee, duck charms! And yeah, what witch quota?

I want to know about the badger, I'm already mostly insane so it won't matter, right? Beets aren't so bad.

She jumpped up and licked his nose? *rofl* And now she's randomly thinking about buying new shoes?

Ha haha, ferrets.

Yay! I have wanted to read this story for a long time, but have never had the time, so here goes!

Lol, nice opening. A nice way to set the stage too, and I can see that this is going to have its fair share of humour in it. :)