Reviews for Penultimate Endgame
No Trust chapter 1 . 9/15/2005
“Hey, don’t beat yourself up. I mean, uh, it is kinda your fault, but screw it. They’re dead and you’re not.” –Carl

“Ever since my son was... never conceived... because I’ve never had consensual sex without money involved… I’ve always seen you as… eh, you know… kind of a thing that I can, uh, live next to… in accordance with state law.” –Carl

“Gentlemen… BEHOLD!” –Dr. Weird

Who is the Drizzle?

“You must give yourself to the red ape from space…

…sexually.”
Sarasa chapter 1 . 8/19/2005
"All right, this is it. I’ve had enough. You want me to stop? I’ll stop."- Raptor7435
Kaiwaf chapter 1 . 8/18/2005
"Today, I finally saw something that I have always wanted to see live. I saw someone get hit by a car." -Dane Cook

"He said 'just a second, pal'. Only I didn't hear pal. I heard fuckface. I heard pal, but in a fuckface setting. "Just a second, fuck-pal-face." -Dane Cook

Yes.
tofujunky chapter 1 . 8/17/2005
"He's just copying RCS." - raptor7345
SilentBlueRose chapter 1 . 8/16/2005
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. ...now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!" - John Cleese
Mabus Priest chapter 1 . 8/16/2005
"Around the survivors, a perimeter create."

-Yoda

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"Do not heed the words of dead men."

-William Shakespeare
Chris Redfield chapter 1 . 8/15/2005
"To deny this definite truths only proves how powerful they are in an environment such as this.

and Max Krugmans a dick."

-Me
The Fictionpress Historian chapter 1 . 8/15/2005
He's just copying RCS.
Formerly chapter 1 . 8/15/2005
"I don't know how you fit your head through your door."

-Me
Mbwun chapter 1 . 8/15/2005
I find it just a touch ironic that you have Benjamin Disraeli in with a bunch of quotes about freedom, since he was the one who stripped the Indian subcontinent and much of Africa of it.
Darthen chapter 1 . 8/15/2005
Most, if not all, of these people are dead. Quotes do not an essay make. You hear me? This is not an essay! It's not even a rant! Why did you post this if not for attention... which I happen to be giving to you. I've played right into your little ploy haven't I. Oh stupid me, hahaha.

ROFLMAO, LOL, WTFM, 337