Ha! I liked it. Very nicely said. I'm afraid I can sympathize with you - I live in an itty-bitty town who treats their entire highschool football team like it's royalty. It drives me absolutely BONKERS sometimes.

Don't let the football freaks get you down.

Although I like football; I can feel your pain. The Rhyme is nice; however, it won't win you to many fans.. My advice for you don't sit with a guy when he is watching sports..Overall.. I found the poem amazing

YES, THIS NEEDED TO BE SAID! I hate sports so much and hate people who obsess over them even more. Great flow, and great rhyming scheme, is going to my favorites.