Reviews for The Road
kopsukad chapter 1 . 8/14/2005
What a nice way to cross the road :)

Just one thing... A chicken is always a she. Rooster is the male version of chicken.
Mizamour chapter 1 . 8/14/2005
Oh, so sad...but so good... awesome characterization of the chicken... hehe, that sounds funny :) but it's true! Wow, creepy but in a good way...
Little Rachael chapter 1 . 1/26/2003
Oh my God. That was so sad. Why? Why did he have to die there in the middle of the road? If only he had made it to the other side...
Crimson-Tears chapter 1 . 1/4/2003
ehehehe... wait... i'm not supposed to laugh am I? I do feel pity for that poor chicken though... yes... great great pity... hehehehe... poor chicky... I think that was drammatic yet sweet and short and funny. Er? That made no sense. But thas okay. Nice nice imagery! Pefect to either make ppl weep or... what rhymes with weep? laugheep? *shrugs* oh well... good job! I wuved it!
Once in a blue moon chapter 1 . 12/9/2002
I agree. I don't know why I find it funny for a chicken to,er, die, but i do. tee hee hee...
Miniangelash chapter 1 . 11/3/2002
*stares at the computer screen and twirls blonde hair*...I don't get it...

Lol! Just kidding. Anyways, I stumbled upon this and found it ...I don't know if I'm sad or happy. But I do wonder if you had chicken for dinner. And I wondered about the "like an eggshell" part...if you meant to do that or if it was just a subconscious thing? I don't wanna give you credit for an accident, but even so, I thought that was terribly ironic that the almost dead chicken was realizing that eggshells are so fragile...maybe I really am blonde. Anyways, I enjoyed it. Very unique!
EnchantedPhoenix chapter 1 . 6/12/2002
*crys for the poor chicken* Why? Why? Must it end this way? The poor thing could have made wonderful chicken tenders once! Oh the humanity! *walks off crying to get some comfort food at KFC*
lilz chapter 1 . 6/3/2002
ur funny
i love you chapter 1 . 5/22/2002
did everyone see that last reveiw, the idiot spelt his own name wrong, hahahahahaha...the fool
erick paniky chapter 1 . 5/22/2002
I hate it...and you...
Zedd mophamity chapter 1 . 5/22/2002
shamefull...shamefull...
Lassy D chapter 1 . 3/31/2002
Mwahahahaha i loved that one. such imagry it was great. i found it funny too. (hmmm i think it's time for my medication) ja
Luz De Estrella chapter 1 . 1/3/2002
Everyone reading this, we should have a moment of silence for the chicken. *Silence, some people try to hold their laughter for such an absurdity, they are unsuccesful, people glare at them, quiet again.*
Poe man15 chapter 1 . 12/6/2001
Heh heh. That was hilarious. To die. In the rain.

Are you, by any chance, the same Topaz that used to write for Zelda?
Carolyn the Lovely Lynn chapter 1 . 11/21/2001
I must be really evil. I found that damn funny!
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