Reviews for Sex in Words
x-ClinicallyInsane-x chapter 11 . 5/11/2010
I know that it's been 5million and a half years since you've posted this, but if you could at least wrap it up somehow, that would be great, your writing style in this is oddly...refreshing.
x-ClinicallyInsane-x chapter 3 . 5/11/2010
When I read past your author note thingy, I thought it said "Review Communist Thingy"

I was confused.
ketsudan chapter 11 . 4/7/2010
Hello. It has come to my attention that you have not updated this story since August 2007. As someone who didn't realize this when they read it, and read it with great enthusiasm, instead of savoring all of the funny, complex, and witty moments, I was disappointed at the end of the latest chapter.


/quietly stalks you in the polite non-creepy way
CinderellaWithCombatBoots chapter 11 . 3/30/2010
"I promise I won't abandon this story."

Lies! I tell you, lies!

So. Any hope of this story being updated? *crosses fingers*. It's so original it's giving me all kinds of sugary goodness but your lack of new updates is giving me cavities. Therefore, I'm not a very happy bunny. I sort-of like my teeth. I don't care at all if I have to brush them three times a day otherwise they'll rot (I have a disgustingly rabid obsession with fizzy, sour sweets) and so you not updating was the equivalent of stealing my toothbrush (which has an action-man sticker stuck to it from when my best friend and I scavenged them from a Poundland). Why are you killing my teeth?

Now. Onto less confusing, more related subjects - i.e. your story :D

I've actually read a novel styled in the way of texts, emails, letters and voice-mails once, and I really hated it. It made my eyes go dodgy. But I loved this and the way in which you added the B.R.A.I.N. and the Panic Squad made for one quacky, quirky and very un-quotidian story. Heh. That was almost an alliteration. Assonance, perhaps?...Not so much. Erm. Anyhoo...

I love Rick the most. Actually, he’s pretty much the only one I like as a candidate for Luke’s love interest. I did like Kevin when they went on their first date but after that I realised how frangible their relationship was, so there went -that- down the drain, hm?

I love…oh, god. I am such an awful person with names. It has to be something that I subconsciously link with something funny and/or give a rhyming nickname to…Alec! Aha! Wait. How did I forget that? One of my favourite rude people is called Alec. He’s a funny rude person, though. It’s inveterate for him to be as sarcastic, cynical, crude and annoying as possible. But ya’ have to love him for it ;) Anyhow. Alec (your knight-in-shining-armour-Alec, not my rude-and-asshole-ish-ey-as-possible-Alec) I loved, and felt very sympathetic for him trying to put Luke to bed that night. I get drunk after a couple beers and I go really weird when I’m drunk (see item 1: clingy, loving, giggly and eccentric…well, I’m always eccentric but majorly eccentric) and I end up being the person trying to put the drunkard to bed when I’m designated driver. The only one I really actually mind taking care of when drunk is Landon. He becomes extremely didactic and snobbish when he’s smashed, proceeding to preach to me about my sexuality, piercings, tattoos, apartment, boyfriend, hair, clothes…the only thing he ever praises me on is my job (paediatric oncologist).

I love the style of the story, the characters and I have to honestly admit it was a rarity reading this. It’s far-and-few-between when I read a story that actually makes me laugh out loud. But EGC and WUC’s antics are hilarious. I loved especially when they moaned about how they had to watch the videos of “What not to do to Luke” or the likes when he was in the womb.

I really did love it. So, I’m sorry it wasn’t continued, or is on hiatus or whatever the hell may or may not be happening. Thank you regardless, for the amazing story.

Leah (:
Mauvelous Green Rainbows chapter 11 . 12/24/2009
Yesh! I love it when Agent 78 finishes a chapter~ He's adowable! *sque* but yeshh, more importantly, epoch story. Meet Luke: the gay playah! What makes him such? He's had five, yes FIVE, guys dating him at ONCE! How amazing is that? Amazing 100! Yesh. And his letter writing and cat telepathy is great! I also happened to at one time write letters to my neighbor; You're not the only one LUKE! I'm rooting for Taylor! Simply because Taylor is a hawt name that reminds me of blue-haired-shirtless-and-sexy-men. And, I don't like Rick; he should stay best friend! And Vance/Chris! OHLAWD, was it ever so poetic! Their words flowed beautifly, spewing forth a caciphony of poetry! 'Twas amazing.. And ALEC, he is the conscious LUKE /needs/ (I wonder why I keep ALLCAPING names). I really wonder what is going on with the TOP10 and who the Rogue Agent is! I dutifly await the next installment of this enthralling tale of the down-spiralling life of LUKE THE GAY PLAYAH!
Hollyivy chapter 3 . 11/7/2009
oh my gosh, 4 men.
Crimsonoaks chapter 11 . 9/5/2009
Dear MMPP,

u said in ur author note that you arent abandoning this story and yet it seems like you are. have shame for cutting us off from what is true greatness! i know i'm coming in way late, but still it's really funny and i love the message form so please update?

- Crimsonoaks
plushdeath chapter 11 . 8/22/2009
your stories make me happy in a manic way.
CominkSucksAss chapter 11 . 6/13/2009
I can't believe it, you haven't updated in wo years! Please Please please don't abandon the story, this is absolutely the most wonderful story I've found in this site and don't you dare to ruin a poor girl's fun that way.

Just...UPDATE, please. at least tell us if you really plan to abandon the story, so i can stop checking it every ten minutes. I know it sounds harsh, but don't blame mee...
Yaoi-Freak1990 chapter 6 . 5/21/2009
Okay, so far, I'm on chapter 7. I'm really drawn into this story. It's so random and funny. I love how it's written and chapter 6 was awesome! It's very different and hilarious! I can't wait to read more.
heya chapter 2 . 4/19/2009
ok those two chapters were really annoying. although i guess for other people it was pretty popular. bit too disconnected for me tho. why am i even reviewing? because i feel like if i don't, then the last 10 minutes of my life would have been totally wasted. well at least u got another review. or maybe i just don't like luke. who knows.
inkling chapter 11 . 4/14/2009
honey this story is absolutely BRILLIANT and i am positively saddened at the fact that you haven't updated in 2 years! 2 YEARS. so i'm guessing the story's been abandoned, or something? i mean i know you said it wouldn't be but like.. can't help but wonder, you know, considering the circumstances. anyway, i really didn't think i'd enjoy reading something in this format, but i truly did. it was hilarious and sweet and completely original and i love love love it.

and go team rick. TEAM RICK! but i will enjoy seeing him and taylor battling it out for uke-luke.

crack the sky chapter 11 . 2/14/2009
why oh why has this not been finished?

i want to know what happens. (:
Tempus Frangit chapter 3 . 12/20/2008
I love stories in this format, and this is genuinely funny (quite a rare thing ;D). I hope the rest is just as good as what I'm reading now ;D
aki-miu chapter 11 . 11/19/2008
ok, so this story seems to be abandoned (I mean, it's been over a year...) BUT, I thought I'd submit one of these things anyways. Because, well, I wanted to. Some random comments:

It was a bit hard to read at first, but once I got the hang of it... I like your "linebreaker"s. I do. They make me smile... I also like how in the emails between Luke and Rick, the subject lines also have a mini-conversation (mostly)... I don't like the Bureau Remembrance Agency in Nerves (genius!) logs, but I see how they're necessary sometimes... The way this was written distracts me from the plot. I like Mr. Lawler. And Vance. And Skinny. And the not-so-random randomness of this story.

I'm bored of typing. So, uhm, yeah. Dunno if you're gonna update or not again. But, whatever, I guess...
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