Reviews for Letters from a toothpick fiend
we make fire electric blue chapter 19 . 1/7/2009
Aw. That's so szeet.

(because I'm szedish)

I love this chappy.

I love all the chappies.

x. i love chappies. bella.
we make fire electric blue chapter 18 . 1/7/2009
Well, then, that's just... groovy.

x. i love jules, my poor, tortured beta, for whom i feel insanely guilty. bella.
we make fire electric blue chapter 17 . 1/7/2009
La. La. La. La. La.

Me wanty Lucas-y.

x. me loves lucas. bella.
we make fire electric blue chapter 16 . 1/7/2009
Do you feel sorry for my poor beta?

I do.

I don't think she's my beta anymore...

-cries like a baby-

Sorry, I'm imparting my pitiful worldly woes upon a poor, unsuspecting author such as yourself.

x. i love... sophia? bella.
we make fire electric blue chapter 15 . 1/7/2009
My poor beta.

She's kind and helpful and lovely...

And then I go and decide I can't finish the story.

Bad, bad, naughty Bella.

Bitch.

-kickboxes own head in- ouch, painful.

But, on the other hand, I deserve it.

Do I not?

x. i love my poor beta. keep her safe lord. bella.
we make fire electric blue chapter 14 . 1/7/2009
I think I just pissed off my beta.

Je suis feeling la guilt.

x. i love betas. bella.
we make fire electric blue chapter 13 . 1/7/2009
i MUST write that down.

"Dearest Emilie Bruce Tan... you, my darling, are une pan-handle. You know you love it, ma cherie... live with it."

Yes that would go down well with my darling friend.

I'll try it when school goes back, lovely.

x. i love pancakes. bella.
we make fire electric blue chapter 12 . 1/7/2009
Slish splish shplish.

I made it up, now try saying it three times fast...

In fact, try sayin' it once s...l...o...w...l...y.

OK?

x.
we make fire electric blue chapter 11 . 1/7/2009
Szzet.

That means "sweet" is Szedish...

x. i love the swedish. bella.
we make fire electric blue chapter 10 . 1/7/2009
Bingle-ingle... off the JINGLE!
we make fire electric blue chapter 9 . 1/7/2009
;aeirtbhLWRIG!

That means good. 8-)
we make fire electric blue chapter 7 . 1/7/2009
Che!

(this is a personal design of mine.

It's a multi-purpose greeting which is used to flatter pumkin-headed dancers.)

Are you feeling flattered?

x. i love pumpkin-headed dancers. bella.
we make fire electric blue chapter 6 . 1/7/2009
Well, Gandalf makes sense.

I'm Santa.

But Santa is just a pseudonym, my real name is Nicholas.

And, contrary to popular belief, I am NOT fat.

And, I know what you're thinking.

Neither am I morbidly obese.

And my beard actually... well...

Did you know Gandalf and I are brothers?

He only moved to Middle Earth after he got jealous of me.

All the people like me beta.

Because I am B.E.T.A

x. i love mrs claus. nicholas
we make fire electric blue chapter 5 . 1/7/2009
House is scary, so I'm typing this with my big toe.

(Because my fingers are in my ears)

Umm, I get it now.

Don't bother explaining.

Actually, you probably wouldn't have anyway, but that's ok.

x. i love (not house... scary.) carkeys. bella.
we make fire electric blue chapter 4 . 1/7/2009
Huh?

Where did this even COME from?

Sorry, I'm thoroughly confused.

Truly. Madly. Deeply.

In other words... Can you please explain where this came from?

Ok, thank you dearest.

x. i love buddha. bella.
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