|Reviews for This Is Life|
| Allison chapter 3 . 5/18/2011
wow...LOLOLOL. what the heck was about the first one (tasha, spelling attic) and the iD one? i don't get either...
| Played Upon The Heartstrings chapter 5 . 4/9/2010
"Silly queer—dicks are for chicks!" heh heh heheheh hahahaha HAHAHAHAH! Can't...breathe...suffo-...-cating...
| Played Upon The Heartstrings chapter 4 . 4/9/2010
"Holy assmonkeys!" Some kid in the hall.
| Loveless Breath chapter 23 . 1/17/2009
So funny! I hope you update.
| Taylor chapter 21 . 8/12/2008
yeah you knw who i am... any way, about the m'n'ms being a political statement, my friend kathleen just said in response to that, "Well im sure not everyone tastes the same." fucking best thing ive heard all day!
| Sangre Azul chapter 23 . 3/24/2008
Oh you and the people you know are hilarious :) I went around one week just listening to what random things people said and it's amazing what you come up with.
I love the amazing un-PC-ness of this too. Good for you for not censoring anything. It's funnier when it's completely and utterly real.
By the way you referenced kiwis in chapter 8. Were you referring to the New Zealand bird or New Zealander's themselves?
| SleepwithaSmile chapter 23 . 3/21/2008
These quotes rock. I wish my life was like this, It'd definitely be more fuller and humorous.
Update again when you can. :)
| ragingclue chapter 23 . 3/17/2008
I think the quotes have gotten a lot better. Mostly because Im in a lot of them. Still, I enjoy reading them when Im bored.
| Burnt Bread chapter 23 . 2/14/2008
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul."
Dude, that's Penny Arcade! But otherwise, great chapter. Sorry I don't have time to leave a longer review!
| Jevanminx chapter 23 . 2/7/2008
These are hilarious I loved it. Do you keep like a whole quote book of these then because theres a lot of them and they're really cool. I've got one that I started that are like quotes from stories and whatnot, and I dont know why I told you that, anyway. Question, the people saying quotes like Mrs Sortisio, are they teachers or what? Yeah I'm gunna shut up now.
| ghostwriter4.0 chapter 13 . 2/6/2008
Man, you're awesome. God, this sounds just like my school. Except for we say "that's what she said." We say that WAY to much. Anyways, I guess what I'm trying to say is, UBER HARD CORE.
| Running to Stand Still chapter 23 . 2/6/2008
You know something scary...I can picture myself saying some of these things. I probably have. And I'm a girl O.O
Lol. Very funny, these make me laugh so hard! Everyone should do this, laughing is very good. ;D
| felicia13 chapter 23 . 2/6/2008
"Nick: Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul." I want to meet this kid. Seriously. We could get along. *nudge nudge*
"Mrs. Sortisio: The winning team gets tasty treats!
Me: They get me?" *laughs* No comment.
"Nick G: It’s hot in here.
Me: Take off your hair.
Jack: It’s a wig. He has cancer.
::everyone laughs::" I'm horrified, but this is funny in a really bad way. Like today on the bus when the girl in front of me was making up some lyrics to a song and it was supposed to be about gay people, but she said, "One day I realized I liked my sister." We were all like, "Dear lord... gay, not incest!" Good times...
"Me: WHAT THE FUCK!
Jack: -taki mushrooms." *giggles* It's only funny because it's true...
"Nick G: My parents don’t let me watch girls’ tennis." I wonder why!
"Jameson: ::pulls a bottle of Nyquil out of his pocket::
Me: What’s that for? It’s 8 in the morning!
Jameson: I’m thirsty." What the hell? Who do you hang out with?
Yeah... good times. Thanks for the laughs. I'm sort of freaking out (again) because of two projects... but I don't think it's going to be that bad, so it'll be ok... I hope. In any case, great quotes and, I'm sure, some memorable times. I WANT MORE!
| ClarinetWrathArineko chapter 22 . 1/8/2008
WOW, random! I adore these quote thingamajigs. If you accept quote submissions, here's one!
(when swapping euphemisms for masturbation)
Dad: Petting his iguana.
Aly(me): Stroking the worm.
| THAT Guy chapter 22 . 11/30/2007