Reviews for This Is Life
MJD chapter 1 . 11/19/2007
XD OH MY GOD! I love these! It's just like my middle school!
Burnt Bread chapter 22 . 11/15/2007
This chapter's really vamped up. What's with all the sexual connotations? I laughed, laughed too hard, had a nose bleed, then laughed and accidentally sprayed blood on my lecture notes and in my tea... but the tea is still good. Too many funny things to mention individually...

I was showing this to one of my friends, told her that I nearly died reading this and she said, "well, I wouldn't mind if edward dildohands gave me a stroke."

My favourite non-sexual one would have to be

Casey: Judging people is wrong!

Trent: Unless you’re a judge.


I still don't really believe (or maybe am simply unable to comprehend) that you get away with talking to your teachers like that. It's so obscure it's funny. I don't know whether to be impressed or disapproving.


Wannabewizard chapter 3 . 11/15/2007
“Look down your shirt and spell ‘attic’.” Tasha. (ask if you don’t get it)

“I’M SOFA KING WE TODD iD.” Say this aloud. ‘iD’ is not pronounced ‘eye-dee’. It’s just ‘iD’. If you don’t get this one, ask.

I don't get it.

felicia13 chapter 22 . 11/15/2007
"That is a letter. You’re a liar." Heh. It's true.

"Mr. Fortuna: And what happens next?

Taylor: The Boston Tea Massacre!

Mr. Fortuna: ::laughing:: Yeah, kill those teabags!" *dies* That. Is. Amazing. *dies some more*

"Mrs. Sortisio: Why is nobody moving?

Me: Yeah, what kind of orgy is this?" Yeah, what kind? Fun fact: orgies are really five or more people sitting in a circle with their shoes off. See the kind of parties I go to?

"Lauren: Shane, you’re so lucky. Taylor must be really fun in bed." Sad but true? Or way, way off? DETAILS! (I'm kidding about the details - I don't want to know (I think)).

"Me: (reads a juice box. It says, ‘Stick it here’)

Me: That’s what she said." I can SO see you saying that. Everyone else is like, "... ftw."

Nice collection. Where'd you find time to type these up? I'm jealous. Want to do my short play exercises, too?

Loveless Breath chapter 21 . 10/15/2007
OMG! Youre so funny. Can I borrow some? Thanks so much! ;)
Loveless Breath chapter 5 . 10/15/2007
lol. I love the UPS joke...hahaha
DeathMetal18 chapter 21 . 10/5/2007
... laughter...its gone...the quotes are over and the laughter is gone. .

Awsome. Funny as hell and awsome. I love my life.
Bob chapter 20 . 10/5/2007
awsome...pure genious. This was the funniest shit i have read in a while. Love it
soojinyeh chapter 1 . 9/28/2007
wtf? lol sailor moon is such a whore and there were no aids back then and shit like that craxks me up. Love it. Read and review me please.
Burnt Bread chapter 21 . 9/27/2007
Definately worth it.

More like a maker? More like a hot glue gun? You're teacher's really getting more than he's paid for.

When it doubt, whip it out... All time favourite. I laughed so hard I gagged. But hey, my finals are coming up... I'll give it a try.

I still find it hard to believe how suss you and your friends are to your teachers. Having said that, I think that's half the fun. Great to know you're still thriving. You're quote book must be splitting at the sides.

SleepwithaSmile chapter 21 . 9/27/2007
Woo! It continues. XD

Update again when you can, i love it!
Rosie-are-blue chapter 17 . 9/27/2007
You rock my freakin' boxers to Spain!
Arej chapter 21 . 9/26/2007
Very nice...very, very nice. Absolutely amusing and just the thing ring in the new school year with.

Yeah. I'll go now before I make a bigger fool of myself.

BB- Arej
Genesis Rose chapter 21 . 9/26/2007
Oh geez. May I copy you? I have too many good quotes to keep to myself.
felicia13 chapter 21 . 9/26/2007
"Taylor: —and the Catholics who don’t like birth control.

Zach: Also known as the Greeks." Really? We did a ditto for psychology today and there might've been mention of birth control and improper research methods. By that, I mean that there was.

"To my horror, I realize that the first three words of a poem I wrote are: ‘I grab myself’

The poem is ‘Moving Time’." Really? Sounds like fun. *snickers*

"Senora Hall: When in doubt…

Zack: Whip it out." Uh-oh.

"Maura: Masturbation?

Nicole: Mass starvation." That is truly horrible. I honestly can't believe that happened. Well, I can, but I wish it wouldn't.

"Me: I’m not gonna grab it out of your crotch. Gimme my quote book." Do I want to ask?

"Me: What up?

Greg: My dick.

Me: I gotta get going." It's true... I think most people would leave in that situation.

Typing quotes IS a pain in the ass... but they're funny enough that you get a kick out of them while you're literally kicking them into submission.

Hope to see more soon!


p.s. I'll get back to you soon, I promise.
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