Holy helL! That special ed story had me laughing my ASS off. Seriously funny stuff

Add more. These are awsome.

I still love to read this over and over again. :)

"Ryan can we please not touch boys". lol, i wonder what whent on there. Ya know what, i could quote the whole thing because i love it so much! You have great friends that are really random and funny as you are aswell. :D

Please update soon, i'm dying! :)

hahah amusing as always, and tay's one, the bolded one, is awesum : D

I'm in a couple of these... Awsome! I love these Keep me updated. SO yeah... stuff... cool... later... maybe not... Americas Got 'no' Talent

“I can talk to people, just not retarded people.” Katie C. lol

Most of the other one, were not funny.

It take a lot, to make me laugh. Now, go bslap yourself. lol

Ha Ha! This was fucking awsome ::slaps with purse:: hee hee, im sure you remember that! Dude, lovin the quotes.

-Twilight Wolf

BTB: chapter 19 of forever dark is on the way, same with chapter three, four, i cant remember, of twisted. look in on it!

Really, if this gets to 100 chapters, I'll be worried. Really, really worried.

By the way, I'm really sorry about your gay computer. Rape it into submission.

"9 out of 8 people have AIDS." Wow. Just ... wow.

"If you weren’t so small and defenseless I’d have to kill you." The hell kind of kid is this?

"But what if you have a wet dream…

Me: And you drown?" Heh. I'm imagining this and it isn't very pretty ...

... I was eating yogurt today. It was the kind you're supposed to be able to swallow without chewing. Only it was frozen, so I had to chew it. It was a very, very weird sensation. And then the times I have to eat my apple juice ... it's always frozen, so I have to eat it with a fork. How depressing is that?

"We have to start clamping down on things that are getting out of control." ... is there any OTHER way to take it?

Wow. You can't seriously LOVE this chapter. It's an inanimate object, dear. Tsk, tsk.

Love,

Felicia.

Hahaha oh my God, this is Godly update I have beenw waiting for! "If the shoe fits, fuck me in the ass." Haha, oh-so priceless! :D I want more, dammit.

OH MY GOSH. THIS IS HILARIOUS.

so many of these quotes remind me of stuff my friends and I say. I wish I had've thought of this idea...its brilliant.

: )

wow. i love it. its awesome. or shall i say- POSITIVALY HILARIOUS!

Mr. Crangle: His first name was Adolf.

Forrest: His name was Adolf? What a faggot.

OH MY FUCKING GOD! this was the best one other than...wait for it...UPPERCUNT! holy shit dude your quotes are amazing! Fuck! I'm moving in with you so I could go to You school!

-Twilight Wolf

"Dan: It’s hall-y in this hall." Are you for real?

"That movie was so depressing. It turned regular kids into goth kids, goth kids into emo kids, and emo kids into dead kids." ... emo kids ARE dead kids, love.

"John: Should we consider length?

Mr. Meader: That’s what she said!" Heh. It happens.

"Taylor: It’s too small for my hole!

Me: …what?" I think that's how I'd react to that one.

"Zach: What’s the answer to this one?

Me: Oh, man, now I gotta yank it out.

Me: WOW.

Me: That came out wrong." Just a little bit, love.

"Me (looking at a calculator with .69 repeating on the screen): Looks like my Friday night." Not even going to ask about that one ... *holds ears and sings 'la la la'*

What? Are all the ones after that (from 8th grade) really from 8th grade? Or are you lying? Or is it just that one?

... the Swinnasium? Really?

"Clay: She’s not here today.

Clay: 4/20’s, like, her Christmas." Oh ... National Pot Day ... *grins* Good times ... Kap (stoner gym teacher) is always 'absent' on 4-20 ...

Relating to that poster ... we have one that says 'Don't let steriods wreck your life' but someone added an 'a' in front so it says 'Don't let asteriods wreck your life.' It's amazing and I see it whenever I go down to the gym ... Yay.

"Me: What’s another word for ‘boobs’ besides ‘breasts’?

Taylor: Mounds.

Taylor: Of womanflesh." I think I died slightly when I read that one ... wow.

'Ninja' should become a verb. Like 'NaNoWriMo' "What are you doing this November?" 'NaNoWriMo'ing!'

'Ms. Cyrek: ::touches Veronica’s head::

Veronica: Don’t touch me like you know me!' It's true.

Great quotes, love. Some people are just amazingly stupid ... we're not going to mention any name, but ...

My time was better than yours. *wink*

Love,

Felicia.

That was the most funniest thing i have ever read, ever!

Wow, i'd love to be in your group, i bet you have a very comedical life. _

FAVORITE-ING, lol.

P.s Please update soon :)

Okay, the tape recorder thing was pretty funny.