I understand naught.

They're just pretty shapes dancing before mine eyes.

So onward!

~*Bambam*~

Wow.

This one's definitely the best!

Farenheit 9/11? i could have died laughing. Well, I think that both you and I can agree that it's a good thing I didn't, cuz otherwise I wouldn't have been able to review.

Dubya and Cheney. Hilarious.

"He hates the fact that we’re free to watch scary movies and drink beer. He hates our God. He hates our way of living. He wants to take all that away from us. He hates our freedom. He’s a freedom hater."

Wow. Again I say, wow. Side-splitting, really.

Your satires are amazing.

This one is, by far, the best.

~*Bambam*~

PS: Security? Fox? Liberty? ::laughs - and loudly::

Lol.

I can't write Haiku, but I can appreciate it. And this one's nice.

I like the randomness of it all.

Well, I'll review the next, oh, 30, as soon as I get the computer back from my sibling.

~*Bambam*~

Well, I don't really get this one. But I love the recurring pattern of the kitty. The kitty's fun. )

Well, on to the next!

~*Bambam*~

::laughs again::

This one's my fave so far. Really, even better than 3 and 6. For the simple reason that I am SICK and TIRED of teh overused vampire-in-love-with-slayer story. Jesus people! It happened on Buffy - and then, twice. If they want to reinvent it, that's fanfiction!

Pah. Annoying people. And the worst part? They don't even reinvent it well.

Flawlessly showcasing the flaws of the writers.

Oh, and the A/N at the end? Pricelss.

~*Bambam*~

Hey!

this one's short, but sweet.

And, as always, funny.

Wow. Not only is this compeltely unique, but it's also good.

A rare thing on FictionPress.

~*Bambam*~

PS: Yes, I know my reviews aren't ALL that meaningful, but what do you expect? I've just promised you at least 40!

Oh my god!

This one's hilarious!(continues with ! points for 14 pages).

Wow. Gosh, I know I said I'd review each version, and I'm glad I did. This definitely deserves such treatment! Wow. Excellent work.

~*Bambam*~

I don't really know who/what Dick and Jane are, but for some reason or the other, I still found it funny.

Good job.

~*Bambam*~

Hey!

This one's a new one! Well, for me, at any rate.

And it's also a cool one. Excellent job.

I like the cat's lazy mind. It funny. Makes me think somehow of Bartimaeus in the Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud. That's a major compliment from me, mind you.

Well, I must say I'm satisfied!

~*Bambam*~

Lol!

I knew this would be amazing!

Well, you made me laugh out loud, a feat that few can accomplish. I mean, I knew it would be the kitty, but the way it comes about...

::thinks: "Raven, I still love you!"::

Hilarious. Wow. You're right. It does change it majorly, them being Goth.

Now I want to read the rest!

~*Bambam*~

Ah, the basic. Well, what's there to say about it, well reallY? It's the basic after all, therefore there isn't anything to type out.

I can just see how this can be flipped about, though...

Onward to the next!

~*Bambam*~

This seems promising fo sure. Therefore, I shall most definitely check the rest of it out. And, oh yes, review each and every one. Ain't I amazing?

~*Bambam*~

And I thought my sense of humor was corny... I'm afraid you beat me there. However, here's an idea: How about a Morse code telling of it? 1950s movie? Spam?

LOL I like this a lot! I actually found it during Planning class when I was bored out of my mind...it really helped! Great story, I hope you update a lot more. I don't actually have any ideas but I'll try to think of a few...:)

Bwahaha!

I feel so loved.

[Araihc is the reverse of my first name, Chiara. I suppose it's pronounced Ah-Rah-Eek! ...It sounds like something a frightened cheerleader would say...eegh.]