That was amazing, it felt like actually diving into another world and feeling the character's pain. I always think this after reading a really good story, but it is true nonetheless:

It was like taking a journey.

(And now that it's over my life is pretty much lame and meaningless until I find a new story to read.) I've always had a thing for afterlife-bureaucracy and affably evil devils (or demons?, whatever). It's just so vaguely amusing.

Was that just a Gone With the Wind reference?

Funny cause when I die I want people to dress up like clowns and I want them to sound as if they were moose getting f*cked by a bear in stilettos (Insert wicked smiley face)

Heh as long as they avoid France

Wooooah

...Lol

Or molest

Oh no, they're just the servants. As if that's normal

More like bought her soul but whatever

"How do you stay so beautiful while the rest of us grow old?" (I sold my soul)

This poor girl. Don't get her a therapist; he'll jump.

Not to be an anything but the word therapist has the word rapist in it.

Or a SEAL being CLUBBED to DEATH.

I can hear it now.

Dotdotdot

...That's so true. It's a wonder how she isn't sticks and bones and pealing flesh

Should've seen it coming