Reviews for Barney, Barney, what have you done to me?
DiaRose chapter 1 . 11/7/2007
Lol, real cute!

Love,

Dia
Dreamof-Roses chapter 1 . 7/21/2007
That's way too funny!

Thank you.

(roflmao)
In State of Agony chapter 1 . 5/31/2007
m diferent...lol...

keep it writing

this world is ((In State Of Agony))
WinterDeity chapter 1 . 4/26/2007
you know what's even scarier than barney...boobas...big hairy balls with tiny little heads...that sing and dance and invade little children's bedrooms disguised as a marketing ploy for the creators to make money. no no no, what's even scarier than -that- is that parents actually let their children watch and buy such things... *shivers* FUN FACT: it's not cold in here.

Winter
ShadowFane chapter 1 . 12/9/2006
LOL! I loved this! Keep writing, cause this just rocked!

SF
sarah1491 chapter 1 . 9/23/2006
HAHA! I love it! You had a spelling mistake (used slang: "lil") but other than that, the poem was hilarious, very truthful, and very entertaining.
yuaypsaieunxpiasu chapter 1 . 8/28/2006
Ok. Certainly not great, a couple of lines just didn't scan, but as you don't know a thing about poetry, I can say it was alright, and the last line made me done. (although you are a hypocrit)
With Rhyme and Reason chapter 1 . 8/19/2006
I guess "wacky" doesn't really rhyme with "teletubby." But there you go. Good beat to this piece. It's very appealing to read, because it flows so well.

I've noticed that there's a particular person, claiming to be an English major, leaving rather mean reviews for your poetry. Let's just step back for a moment and ask ourselves how an English major wouldn't know the different between "your" and "you're"? Ah, bask in the question with me.

Interesting poem, this one. Not REALLY my cup of tea, but we've all got our preferences. But yeah, Barney is a freak.

J
lalaLAMA chapter 1 . 6/20/2006
TRUST ME, im plenty good at stuff, including knowing you suck at writing, knowing your a bitch, AND knowing that your a low life loser who needs to get a hobby...and by a hobby, i mean something your actually good at.
wildwolffree17 chapter 1 . 6/12/2006
Excellent.
anigurl28 chapter 1 . 5/12/2006
i find this poem both amusing and sad. amusing because what you say is true. sad because that 'purple teletubby' was once a favorite character most little kids.
in theory chapter 1 . 4/7/2006
Haha the strangest thing I've read today. Bizarrely addictive though. Great work, it was a fun read!
Katterree Fengari chapter 1 . 4/6/2006
He's a lefty you know...I caught him holding the violin wrong...
La Gitane chapter 1 . 3/31/2006
He. The subject matter made me smile - although Barney was never too big here and I loathed him with every fibre of my being... I was quite fond of the purple tellytubby though. He was kinda cute with his handbag and all. :)

There are a couple of imperfections in your rhythms, but nothing overly jarring.

Seriously. Barney. *shudders*
Cedric Quilfeather chapter 1 . 3/31/2006
Lol. Uh, I don't know what to say.

Be proud; not many can render Cedric speechless, lol.
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