Reviews for Billy the Big Bad Bully with a Bouncy Belly
Dreamof-Roses chapter 2 . 7/21/2007
This is funny... please write more.

Reni.
Nicole Michele chapter 1 . 4/12/2006
I'm sure your reveiw was just making fun of me...I want you to leave me alone.

Seriously, you just bug people so fucking much, you're older than me, but you act like my little sister, you whine and whine and whine about every fucking thing anyone ever says. You can write (mildly) and I'm not saying you suck or that I'm better than you, but I'm tired of you cluttering up my page with bad, sarcastic reviews. I don't even use the B.U.I buttons anymore and you still come and flame on me for everything I do.

Just leave me alone.

Please and thank you :]
Archipelago chapter 1 . 4/7/2006
Your summary so pulled me in because I am so guilty of having no plot or direction but plenty of joke only I find even mildly amusing. Check out my story Spliced(terrible joke thingy in chapter 1.5) and Gray Hair, Purple Eyes(just whoah(i misspelled woah, i think)) This story is short and weird and I think you should put in a lot of really hot guys who fall in love with each other and a magic elemental amulet and a mysterious woman who acts like Paris Hilton. yes, i try. :)
Cedric Quilfeather chapter 2 . 3/31/2006
Yet another good chapter. Some minor matters of housekeeping . . .

"Diligent as he was, the first thing William did when he got home was doing his homework." The word "doing" upsets the sentence, and is rather excessive anyhow. I'd suggest trashing it altogether.

Hm. Interesting . . . But no more chapters? Sheesh, lead me on and leave me hanging, why don't you? Lol, alright, alright, I'll wait . . .
Cedric Quilfeather chapter 1 . 3/31/2006
“But I will not give in. Gandhi, too, was shunned when he was in school. And then look how famous he later became.” Hmm. William must be as precocious as you to be refering to Gandhi in seventh grade.

"His thick glasses would have given him away had I not decided to pop up out of nowhere and relay to you this exciting information. But I’ll be gone from now on." Heh. Normally I advise against authorial intrusion, but . . . _ 'Tworks well here, my friendly friend.

Ah, how very interesting. A book named after a book. I think you've got me hooked . . .
on this world chapter 2 . 3/26/2006
Poignant.

;3
The Waitress chapter 1 . 3/24/2006
the only reason I am actually reviewing something of yours is to poke a question about your profile. Are you familiar with the cliche known as Mary Sue? If you are, then I have to clap at your little story on your profile. But, your writing needs more life and to be more eligible
Jauvas chapter 1 . 3/8/2006
FUCK YOU YOU OVER JACKASS GET A LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE IF I POSTED ACOMMENT YOU DONT LIKE GET OVER IT I DONT THINK YOU HAVE AN IQ OF 170 AND NO I A GOOD IQ I DONT REMEBER IT TO RUB IN PEOPLES FACES AND I HAVE A VAERY GOOD IQ FOR SOMEONE WHO IS DISLECSIC SO KISS MY ASS IM BLOCING YOU
gdy chapter 1 . 3/2/2006
First of all, I'd like to say that I like this. Very interesting, you've got talent.

Second, I really don't think you understand the point of the poem that you reviewed, but it's alright, it's a different kind of poem. I understand how you might not.

Lastly, "begin" actually does rhyme with "win." But thanks anyway. ;)

Keep writing.
ii chapter 2 . 2/27/2006
Would you believe me if I said I was looking forward to more of this? I like it. It sounds like something a children's book would have in it.

I love your guidelines, by the way.
thursdays and rain chapter 1 . 2/26/2006
First off, (arches a brow) I honestly hope that THAT little rant you have at the bottom of your profile has nothing to do with me. And if it does, I just want to point out that what I wrote in my previous review is not solely based on ME. And I wasn't talking about MY talent. And I wasn't showering MYSELF with compliments. Geez. Who said anything about anyone being jealous? It's just that I read your reviews in other people's works (since they're literally everywhere) and I just want to comment on them.

And if your little rant doesn't have anything to do with me at all, then I apologize. Hope you have a nice day :D
thursdays and rain chapter 2 . 2/25/2006
(read this calmly and don't consider this as a flame)

Obviously, I am not one of your favorite authors so why am I still on your favorite authors' list? And why do you write things with that mocking tone lingering in the words? You claim to know much about the English language but you don't seem to value that knowledge. Ah, but maybe you do. Leaving people with reviews about the wrongness in the way they write and stuff. Hmm.. You're interesting. I give you that. How old are you anyway? It's obvious you don't like me much. Did you just dismiss me with the thought that I am just another angst-ridden teenager? (I don't label my poetry as angst, by the way) People have different opinions so it's not right to just judge them by the way you see things. And if there is anything wrong with what I am saying right now then feel free to explain your point.

You shouldn't limit yourself, you know. I know you're good. Don't let those poems you claim to be lousy (either written by you or by another person) get to you. There's a reason why they write what they write and why they write that way.

(sighs) I hate explaining myself. And I also hate explaining for other people. But if I don't then who will? (shrugs)

And lastly, I apologize for the grammatical errors in this review. It's 2:30 AM here (yawns) and this isn't really a review. I read your story though and maybe you're trying to change the world with letting people know what made bullies into bullies and why they exist in this world. Who knows? Maybe I should just press the Submit Review button before things get ugly..
Donut prayer chapter 1 . 2/24/2006
Witty, alletration as well? Weird I'm i your only reviewer or something?