Reviews for My Cock is much Bigger than YOurs
Devin Deeplove chapter 1 . 2/20/2007
LOL. This is amazing. I haven't laughed this hard in quite a long while. This was just so bizarre, so mind provocative. There is a fine line between trash, and a hidden piece of literary genius. People these days are too narrow minded to go beyond something they cannot comprehend and embrace the sheer truth of words your piece has so efficiently put. The genre is pretty interesting, in my eyes, the correlation between your piece and the genre is fair game and esoterically ingenious. I admire your style, one which I've never seen before, and could never possibly duplicate myself. This is just unbelievable. I would love to read more of your work. It is original, and highly creative. Keep up the great work!

I agree with The Breakdancing Ninja. I wouldn't be surprised if you go down in history. This is beyond major, I cannot put it into words how pivotal your work has the potential to become.

With otherworldly awe,

Devin Deeplove
The Breakdancing Ninja chapter 1 . 2/19/2007
LMFAO! holy mother of mercy, this was totally out of this world. That last line was pretty sophisticated, it sounds like something that would be in one of my college friends' journals. This awesomass chick has an LJ about her life and it's friggin' insane. She put a cigarette out in someone's eye lid. I think that's why this reminded me of her. that, and the actual ending line itself.

You have a ballsy style, I have to admit. I bet one day you're going to go down in history as having some of the best literary analytical pieces and everyone's gonna be like, FTW?

Seriously, this stuff is insane. It's like I touched on a gold mine of crazyass writing. You seem to have a lot of "fans". You were pretty busy while you were still around on FP, weren't you?
Reaper chapter 1 . 9/25/2006
Razor Wrist...you should know what to do. Seriously, this is shit. Now I can't listen to Syste without picturing random letters and numbers when this song plays.
sarabeth120 chapter 1 . 8/19/2006
Um… what is this? And really what is the point of posting something like THIS? This is FICTIONPRESS where we actually post stuff that means something and not some random crap like this.

Usually I don’t get into other people’s business, but you are an exception. Because you are so pathetic, I feel that I must give you a piece of my mind and some advice to go along with it.

Honestly, I came upon your profile(s) by reading some of the rather nasty flames that you have rudely inflicted upon people who do NOT deserve them. No one deserves to be flamed like that, not even you. Even though, your behavior and your horrible stories may prove otherwise.

But I originally came to your profile to get a look at your stuff and now I can see why everyone hates you. You can’t write, you don’t even know the basics of writing (that’s grammar and spelling by the way) and yet you flame everyone else who actually have talent and potential. These are two things that you don’t have and never will have.

By the way, who in their right mind would accept you into an Arts School? I think they were drunk when they accepted you… or maybe you didn’t have to DO anything to get in. Which I’m guessing is true because I know no Art’s School (high school or college) that would accept someone with zero talent like you.

It’s truly sad and pathetic that you get your kicks by telling everyone else that they suck when it is really YOU who sucks. And really YOU who should just leave and stop wasting space on here and leave it for the REAL writers (something that you will NEVER be).

Hope you have fun living your pathetic life. You know what they say, “Karma’s a bitch.” Well, honey, you’ll get what’s coming to you. You’ll regret all those flames that you so “generously” gave out and the ones that you continue to dish out on a day to day basis.

Oh and by the way, I know you’re going to flame me after you read this, due to your immaturity. Just so you know, you can go right ahead, I have enough people behind me that I don’t give a damn what you think about my stuff.
Moofable chapter 1 . 6/28/2006
That was...vicious. oRock on.
Mammon chapter 1 . 6/15/2006
Why in the name of all that is holy would you submit this...especially under Horror. You need to stop posting nonsense and get to writing real stuff, if you even can. How can you expect anyone to take you seriously when you can't be serious at all?
timbollyman chapter 1 . 6/15/2006
Huh?
NoRespectForFlamers chapter 1 . 6/13/2006
I can't believe you posted this on the internet. This is nothing. Read the name of the website. Fictionpress. Not, "I sat on my keyboard, saved what came up and posted in on the internet."

You and everything you write is a waste of time.

Please remove your crap from this site.
nprieto chapter 1 . 6/7/2006
o_o You have issues. I beg you to resolve them.

...

Do you seriously say "sux ass" on ALL of your reviews? IMBECILE! Your impudence has scarred the integrity of writers throughout FictionPress. While I may not be any better than you when it comes to the literary arts, at least I'm not a narcissistic jerk and leave my comments to wade in a pool of disgrace.

All I can suggest is rid your mentality of such hypocrisy that clouds the possibilities your rather random fictions are capable of achieving. And while I’m irked to say that I’ve had the disdain of baring witness to a few of your more childish works, I am impressed that you have such a broad, though bizarre, perspective in accordance with horror stories and attempted-romances. Admittedly, I’m more disturbed than astounded. Stop with the “sux ass” charade, submit things that actually have a thought-out plot, and quit attempting to convince the world that your hard-based life experiences actually contribute to your limited importance in this Fictional existence, and MAYBE people wouldn’t hate you as much as they do now.

I apologize if this comment may seem as nothing but an arduous piece of crap seeking to wreak revenge upon the listless soul that scarred a first-story with an abominable comment. Honestly, my anger is, in fact, directed towards you partly because of those two miniscule words. Regardless, such emotional regard half-heartedly comes from the apparent fact that you’re excessively immature for your age. If you left a piece of advice with that blatant commentary, I would’ve felt less hostility and you would’ve been reading through a review one third of this current size… if you bother to read your reviews at all. For someone’s who’s a year older than me and attending an art school, you show spiteful signs of intellectuality possibly inferior to my own, though I sincerely hope that’s not the case. Somehow, somewhere, beneath your frightful exterior, lies hope for someone with a future. I’ll leave you to find it.

A bit of a sappy closing, but you’ll just have to deal with it, won’t you?

suki9870
braindead1345 chapter 1 . 6/7/2006
What is this supposed to be? You where right to but this in horror-it horrible!Im glad system doesnt know what youv done...
hired chapter 1 . 6/7/2006
What talent?
Elochai chapter 1 . 6/7/2006
I'd like to say quite calmly that I think you should kill yourself...

I agree with Jasrey when he says that Jesus Loves you - He's not fussy about looks, and he sure as hell isn't IN LOVE with you. I just wish you'd stop posting things that are inconsequential because you have nothing of meaning to do. I hope all your taint is purged from this site...
Mr. Magic chapter 1 . 6/6/2006
stuff like this makes me recognize the faliure of man kind. i might be an asswipe bu self obsorbed little bitch. hav an awsome day!

Mr. Magic
Jasrey Blue chapter 1 . 6/6/2006
Dear KuteLizzy,I know you and you sho ain't cute. This is a song that you stole and ruined. System of a Down should come to your house and kill you for doing such damage to something so beautiful and hilarious as Cigaro. We're still friends but you're still stupid. But remember Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
SerialXLain chapter 1 . 6/6/2006
You phail. Get out of here now.