This story is brilliant. It's very well written, highly entertaining (River is one crazy girl! :D), and if any story would have me reading till four in the morning, it had to be this one. I can't wait to read more! I love this story! :)

Wow. Your style has developed SO MUCH from the beginning of this story. I love it. Originally, I had some problems with your lead character, but as your writing progressed so did your characters. I actually really like Matt. I think he sounds mature, which is something that River needs- and I loved the part in this chapter where River asked Tristan if he thought Matt's date was hot. That's so typical- I would do something like that too. I mean, I like Tristan. Obviously there's not much to not like about Tristan, but... there's also not a lot of substance, I guess.

Anyways, I love this. It's fantastic. I can't wait until you update.

no! i dont want her to like matt. ick. hot harry potty is better! ...please excuse my outburst, it has been within my system for quite some time now. well now that is out of the way, lets carry on...ahem.

anyway i totally love this story. its hilarious. i definatly adore the main character. i'd wanna hang out with her. hee. judes pretty awesome as well. well anyway, please update quickly. i wanna know wuz gonna happen next. peace out!

-The Noodle

What's a Jezebel? Did you name this chapter "Dirty Little Slut" before hitting onto this chappie name? Who is the Lion? Woo - this was an awesome chapter (but then again all your chappies are awesome!).

Aw...is poor wittle River jealous of Matty-Watty? What's...Dirty Little Slut's name? So, Tristan probably thinks Riv is even more psycho than he thought her. Probably the reason he's going out with her.

I just wanted to say that your story is absolutely hilarious! My stomach was hurting so bad by the time I got to Chapter 18. I literally had to get up and go pee. What's worse is the computer is right next to my parents room and since I'm not supposed to be online this late I had to do one of those silent laughter things! You are an amazing writer! I hope you keep up the good work, and keep up with this story! It truly is fantastic! I can't wait for the next update! Well...

Ta Ta For Now!

Shayna

This story rocks! The best things about it are the characters and your spelling(flawless, dear). I will be forever amazed at how much each character can change at the appropiate times. River is SO spontaneous it's unreal! And she likes oreos and notices deja vu all the time. Rather like me, actually. Your methods of bringing in character development are well thought out too, and the episodes they engage in are also rather realistic and logical, like the bat thing. Tristan, however sometimes gets on my nerves. I think he's secretly a screwed up weirdo who throws girls around like mad. But I think you've made it too obvious that River will end up falling for Matt again.

"Roman candles (not the firework kind, you smart alecks!)" - LOL! Thank you.

"I was experiencing an unexplainable sinking feeling in my gut" - Ouch... I've totally been there.

Great chapter!

goddamit! goddamned enter key.

i wanted to say Juniper Nights, that tristan doens't really look like harry potter

he just looks like a hot version of a hot harry potter that the main character is imaginng in her head

i don't like harry potter either, i always think of daniel radcliffe, ugh. but tristan sounds hot. anyway

cinna said "he doesn't look anything like harry potter" 'member?

amazing story btw! my little BROTHER is reading it and loving it. haha

Juniper Nights

okay. so i like her with Tristan because they seem to be able to talk to each other better compared to the time she was with Matt, and they have more fun together but somehow i keep getting the feeling that she and T aren't going to last forever,and that Matt is going to take over(from the way things are going now). xD

but you're hilarious. you've made River into a really engaging character and it seems really personal, like she mirrors you. hahaha

keep the good work.

I like Tristan (if he turns out to be an ass ill be disapointed) but the story seems to be going in Matts dirrection. I just hope its not a situation where she sees something she wants but cant have. I have to say though, I've laughed a lot so far. The Harry Potter description in the beginning made me stop reading after the first chapter but when I did finally start reading it, i loved it. This story definately earns a spot on my favorites.

The Harry potter look alike kind of put me off. When i think of harry potter i think of a geek in glasses who waves around a wand. (Dont get me wrong, the Harry Potter series is awesome, but hes not my idea of a dream guy) The girl main character was amusing though. _

i personally LOVE "trouser snakes"! haha.

anyway, could you please tell me the name of snoop dogg ringtone? what song it was? i really want it for my own but i don't know any of his songs :3.

i love love love your story; i'll leave a better review later when i'm not so sleepy!

First and foremost I must applaud you on you illustrious usage of insults. When River dishes out her insults I don't think they're ever the same... So update soon. River's making me angsty.

i really cant stop laughing.

and this was the most amazing chapter.

the hockey game was HILARIOUS. usually i skip through long boring stupid ignorant descriptions of hockey games, but in here my favorite part was the hockey game. and all the romantic stuff was really original and cute as well, of course. but ahhahah. hockey. hahah.