okay.

my mind is being blown from your story.

i haven't giggled so much in a short frame of time in a while!

*continues reading*

just thought i'd leave some lovin'.

I just want to say the hot boys you meet on campus and kinda 'stalk' before you get the courage to talk to them or facebook them.. they end up having cute little girlfriends who they love and have been with for years... never are they single and fall madly in love with you after a date.. lol )

NO!

Arg... i really didn't want river to admitt that to matt.

but jfdasklfjdksal;j..

HAHA! That Papa smurf thing was hilarious.

i'm sorry, i find everything hilarious...

No, i seriously SWEAR that was so fucking funny.

i laughed out SO loud when she said that last line... i got quite a few weird stares...

uh yeah..

Hahahahahahh... wow, that girl is HILARIOUS!

or, rather you are...

but anyways! Update SOON! pretty please? :]

This is pretty much my favorite chapter so far :). I love the mascot...River is truly evil.

I hope Tristan isn't a sex fiend though... that would suck for River. :) Can't wait to read the next chapters :D

awesome cant wait for more i think this story is so funny dont stop writin ur good at it

that's fucking hilarious.

"can't. i'm not the mutha fucka."

I hope every things ok with you! This story is too good to not be completed.

AH NO SADDNES

please can she just go with Jack.

WHO IS JACK. You sounded so mysterious. How do they know each other?

i LOVE you.

I am like peeing in my pantaloons this is so funny. Well, I would be if I was wearing pantaloons...

OK YOU GET THE PICTURE

This was so funny.

I was reading this in class and guffawed, and then...people gave me strange looks. But its ok. It was worth it.

And ... oh god a hot Harry Potter.

Yummy

lol for the morning breath thing, um ever thought u had a bug in your stomach? my mum use to have it and had it all her life and didnt realise, im not quite sure what it was called st johns something or whatever but it fixed it and u find it in a chemist? just thought this info may help..also her sneezes smelt like wet dog lol so if this helps or is vaguely similar..? ..great story so far, :)

Congratulations, adio kalinihta! The chapter "So Many Butt Cracks, So Little Time" in your story Your Daily Catastrophes is the runner-up for Quirkiest Chapter Name at the SKoW Awards for Round 4. We look forward to seeing more creative, and more fun work from you :) You can now pick up your award's graphics banner from the SKoW website's "Winners" section. Once again, congratulations!

- Joa, SKoW