oh... bitch fight much? haha... throwing crap at some one's window. that's better then throwing eggs i guess? eheh. update date soon! man this story is so funny. i had to pause a few times ,when i was reading it, to catch my breath from all the laughing. hehehe.

it has been WAYY too long since your last update! where are you? and don't pretend like you're busy with school, isn't it summer time now? lol :)

no, seriously, this is one of my favourite stories and i really want to read what happens next. i'm a loser like that and have nothing else going for me except waiting for your next update so please PLEASE take pity on me and update already :D

This story is amazing (especially the added realism of your actual experiences). I laughed so hard during the cult/poop and prank sections. My brother - who was in the room with me - thought I'd gone insane. Your characters are great too. I really like Tristan...I hope he doesn't turn out to be a jackass. Jack is like the male version of River, which explains why I absolutely adore him :)

Hey I just read this for the first time. I love it so far. Its so funny. So many boys kissing her in this chap lol. Anyways PLEASE UPDATE ASAP!

ohmigosh! so good. update soon.

awesome!

that was awsome! Update soon! but what about that green haired guy? is he gunna be in the next chapter?

omg this was so funny! i kept laughing so much during that thing with the lion HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

XD PRICELESS! :)

heh heh ... this is god! :)

rly like this. teehee shes hilarious. :D

nice work! :)

:D

lol

i love the beginning. :) GO HARRY POTTER HOTNESS! lol

teehee

anyway ... just reviewing to say i like this so far! :D

OMG! i LUURV this story!

i cant WAIT till u get out the rest of it! btw where r the pictures? i cant figure out where they r... or if their there... wtva mayb im retarded... NWAYS! i luv this book!o!OO!O!O!O!O!O!

loove it

ARGH!

I have been reading your story since it first appeared here and I am really scared that you have stopped writing!

It is one of the most hilarious novels I have read, including published work, wait, please tell me you are publishing this!

If you are I am rushing to the store and buying it!

The mix of realism and comedy in this novel is that of pure talent for the written expression!

I sincerely hope I see more of your written work, as though I understand you are busy with your own education and aspirations for the future, you seriously are a fantastic writer. At least in this category and with this plot direction anyway.

Hoping to see more from you in the future,

Yours Sincerely,

Anonymous

Congratulations! This chapter ‘So Many Butt Cracks, So Little Time’ of the story has been nominated for the “Quirkiest Chapter Name” category in the SKoW Awards. Best wishes and keep up the amazing work! ]

- Joa, SKoW

wow, this story is definitely one of the most entertaining that i've ever read. river is the most amazing girl, i can't believe how hilarious she is. i can't believe the laundry incident and the rainy flipflop falling incident are real, why can't such funny things happen around me? ;)

and oh no! i had a feeling that tristian was going to turn out to be an asshole, but it's still so sad because he's hot harry potter and everyone knows harry potter is pure :( gasp, how dare you turn harry potter evil! he's good! i am outraged hahahhaha ;)

please update soon! this is the funniest story i've read on fp :)