Current Thoughts- Wishing it didn't take over four years to write a chapter; even though I know its absurd to because people get busy and I do the same thing.

Current Feelings- Sightly annoyed but still pleased

Story Rating- Five stars, duh as if I'd give it anything else

Actual review- Yeah... I feel that the above was 100% needed. I'm in love with the series and (surprise surprise) am reading it in order. The drugs and abuse thing hits home with me, seeing as my boyfriend is going through something like this at the moment. A story that can make you laugh, cry, AND pull out your hair in frustration is a very rare and valuable find. I love Panic! At the Disco. If it weren't for Oomph! I'd still be obsessing right now. I liked the questionare thing too. I think that the answers are something that most people I associate with would put down. Ich liebe deine Geschichte! Auf Wiedersehen und gute schriftlich. (I love your story! Goodbye and good luck.)

-Couldn't help but add that... Oomph! is controling my life- *goes running and screaming like a weird, creepy, and demented headless chicken*

UPDATE!

GAH! i start reading B&W, find out it's a series and WHERE DID IT GO! i was hooked on this... and now its all gone... and i was even reading in the order you told us all to on your profile!

...erm. yeah. excuse my more excitable and spazzy self. could you please please pretty please update soon? I'll review more... :D

Its really good. loving Laurel and Jerry, and the history for Justin's mum.

xx Lea-Chan

Would you pretty, pretty please update some Chris X Justin soon? It would be just so wonderfully awesome of you. -pout-

I really love the series hope you make more!

Lol Laurel and Jerry are great!

“Yes,” I said. Prude was a fancy word for whore. I prided myself on my vocabulary.

Laurel snorted when I told her this. “No, you second-rate fuck, a prude is somebody who is easily shocked by sex or nudity and who pays a great deal of attention to proper social behaviour,” she said.

“What the hell, did you swallow the fucking dictionary?” I asked. She threw me a sarcastic smile.

“Yeah, and it tasted a helluva lot better than you,” she retorted.

“Ouch. This from the girl who smells like fish,” I said. She didn’t really. She actually smelled more like vanilla and ginger. It was that Rag Doll perfume she wore.

“Oh shove it, you fag,” she said.

“Up yours, whore.”

“Homo.”

“That’s real original, cunt.”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Ah, but it’s so much more fun to fuck you. Just ask the football team,” I said and she flipped me off before sliding off of my bed.

“I’ve gotta get home. You win this time, you cock-sucking fucker,” she said, leaning down to place a kiss on my lips before turning to walk out.

“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, you cum-swallowing thundercunt,” I said and I swear I heard her laugh

I loved this part!

OMG. ITS 08, and THIS WAS LAST UPDATED IN 06! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?

FINISH THE STORY! PLEASE~

WAH! I wish there were more updates! I wanna read about when he finds out that Jerry is beaten...

So, I'm sorta completely in love with this story! I think my step sister might attack me if I don't stop reading soon tho...I kinda stole her laptop so I could keep on reading. Oh well, it was worth it!

I love this story. Thanks, by the way, for putting the order the stories are supposed to be read in you profile. I read them insanely much so in the wrong order, but they're so great I didn't mind reading them over again in the right order. Anyway, great chapter, update soon!

**Courtney

I was wondering when you're going to update.

Omg. You buy cds? Seriously? I don't know anyone that still buys cds. It's the honest to God truth. I just don't. I suppose that's kinda...radical. I love that word. Radcore. Radalicious. I bet I like...clog your email and stuff. So...are there going to be more chapters in this? I hope so. Because I think Jerry and Laurel are my favorite characters. Laurel reminds me a bit of myself. Well, when I'm drunk and horny. OH! And the whole giving head/full lip thing is SO true. You utter the word of God, my friend, the word of God.

Omigawd. I love Ok Go. I'm totally in love with the No Sign Of Life song. And others. One of these days, though, I'm going to kidnap Damian Kulash and tie him to a vibrating bed and rape him again~ rape me my friend~. And yeah. There.

Love the title. Makes me wanna do a blue's clues dance or somethin'. Oh! And I loved the whole truth scene. And yeah. I just worship your stories. Lots and lots and lots.

Rape me again~ rape me my friend~. OH! OH! OH! I remembered the name of the movie. Well, not really. I looked it up. It's Kamikaze Girls. I expected something funnier but it's okay. It has some funny moments. Japanese comedy is weird. Especially if it isn't anime/manga. Poor Jerry, though. I shouldn't have thought that rape scene was as sexy as I did. Damnit.