Reviews for The Sexy Misadventures of Andrea Traincart!
blurrylights chapter 1 . 11/28/2008
You killed me just now...this was brilliant! I would love it if you told me the original piece that this was based off...I think I would die of happiness. Anywho, my favorite lines:

"He was a crime boss. He’s just badass like that."

I fell off my chair laughing...no joke. :)

"He was still a little upset at his girlfriend for being raped, but understood it was really nothing to worry himself over."

I can't help it...that cracked me up.

"Mob bosses were very easy to locate and on first-name basis with all random pedestrians."

"Franklin was jealous that his latest rape victim wasn’t paying him enough attention."

Really...this was genius. Great job!
i love playing the clarinet chapter 1 . 5/27/2007
ok omg i praise you i know what it is a parody of and this is way better than that amazingly awesome especially since i really don't like that person anymore! very funny! simply awesome!

~katie
Boo'Ya Moon chapter 1 . 5/27/2007
Bravo, a lovely improvement upon the orginal of which you speak, that I most assuredly dislike. Thank you for this brilliant satire. I hope to read and review your other works soon.
sugarandspice91 chapter 1 . 1/14/2007
. i adore this. and i love person x for making this parody (and tracey's) possible. this...this...just made my day. i love how you described these peoples iqs...its perfect. xD i dont know what else to say. its like...like..mm...chocolate cake! yes! they should give out awards for parodies. they really should. "The Chocolate Cake Parody Award". lol. hope you're feeling less stressed now. :)
EnigmaInk chapter 1 . 1/8/2007
That was... fantastic. Don't question it.
Dust Cloud chapter 1 . 1/7/2007
Aw, it's just a one-shot? Sheesh, I'm SURE Person X forgives you for stealing her schtick, because this was really brilliant. You're good at mocking the story and she's good at inserting abrasive comments.

Favorite quotes:

-“Franklin!” he heard her cry. “Oh Franklin! Make totally non-descriptive love to me!”

“Andrea!” he remembered himself. “You’re so fine! I learned everything I know about sexual banter from dollar store pornos!”-

-“Soo . . . Donny . . . ’!”

“That’s okay, Andrea, I forgive you.” Said Donny. He was still a little upset at his girlfriend for being raped, but understood it was really nothing to worry himself over.-

-Quiz time! Do you think Andrea will: A) Politely but curtly deny Franklin’s involvement with her future child, B) Develop common sense and report Franklin’s sorry ass to the authorities, or C) Invite her daily tormentor to accompany her and her loving boyfriend?

“You can both come! What harm could it do?”-

And probably my favorite:

-“Wha- what? I . . . I mea- Wow. It’s like a fifty percent chance that it’s Franklin’s, you stupid shit. And you haven’t thought to consider it? Jesus Christ, was it the paint chips or the power lines that made you so frickin idiotic?”

author note: For your convenience the previous quotation has been reformatted into AndreaVision, who pretty much sees the world in rainbows and unicorn fairy princesses.

“I love you, Andrea. You make me the happiest psychic in Italy with your unsatiable lust for all men who aren’t me!”

“I love you too, sweetums!”-

Wow, I LOVE it. This was a great piece of work! I'll get around to that Sun Sin chapter soon, btw. And, if you ever feel like it, post more of this! xD
Respect Is Sexy chapter 1 . 1/7/2007
omg, you DIDN'T!

Have on fear, I'll only be displeased if your parody is better than mine xD

"Make totally non-descriptive love to me"

“You’re so fine! I learned everything I know about sexual banter from dollar store pornos!”

“Franklin! Touch me!”

“That’ll move the process along a lot quicker, yeah.”

Oh my god, I love you.

"Mob bosses were very easy to locate and on first-name basis with all random pedestrians."