Make you laugh? Well, I'll try.

Um Why did the chicken run across the road? Because there was a car coming!

Okay, yes, I have no skill in the humor department, sorry.

How about a compliment, will that cheer you up? Your story is really interesting, and funny and other good things. :)

Change the genre to Romane/Drama then. Don't belittle your story by forcing it into the strict guidelines of genre. True, there are times when I read a story which states it's a romantic comedy but then the main character dies and I'm left sobbing, but generally even comedies have drama. That was my inspirational message of the um..chapter? Anyway, happy almost birthday, I hope you have a good one.

... i dont know wut to say

but wutevz, i cam (or am writing) to say

ahppy early birthday ]]

just by reading your profile.. dude.. i love you already! haha. i know it sounds kinda weird. but i'm going to start reading your stories right after my doctor's appointment. they all sound very interesting. i'm looking forward to the vampire one getting hit with a spatula. haha. i started laughing with just that one sentence!

Happy Birthday! Mine was the 13th. good luck with the story! I can't wait for an update.

lissdubie

Oh! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a great day and get lots of brilliant presents and good food and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Q. how do you confuse a young child or a dumb adult?

A. Seven.

Its a deep joke...

Q. What's pink and fluffy?

A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy?

A. Pink fluff holding its breath

Q. What's brown and sticky?

A. A brown stick

wow they're really lame!

Hmm i'm not sure if you'll laugh but i have a question anyway: You know how, if you sneeze or laugh while drinking milk, it comes out your nose right. What happens if a cow sneezes? Does milk come out their nose?

And who was the first person to say "see that cow over there, I'm going to pull these things i'm going to call udders and drink what comes out? same with chicken eggs.

yes i went to a farm today...

Go have a wonderful birthday and have fun and get this silly writer's block out of your system. Its baad Karma (noo shep Ba -d, silly baa-ing sheep...)

Kat.

this is so aswome, hurry up and update! UPDATE!

okayy well since you want a funny story ill give you funny story we'll ill try to

okay there was this girl name April she lived with these 5 guys and let me tell you they're hott. just use your imagination of what hott is then you got it in this story. so anywayss she needs a suit from one of them for some weird reason. so she goes knocks on one of the guys room and says, "Hey do you have a suit i can borrow?" but then he says no he doesnt but then she adds. "Oh gosh your room smells like sweat (fyi. he works out :D)" and he comebacks with "HEY! its not smelly its just my sexy masculine guy smell"

well um yeah..its not that funny when i tell it but yeah i hope that made you laugh

:]

*sends cheer and thoughts of fields of daisies and butterflies* I don't think that helps, in my mind, that's quite scary. But people are different. feel better and happy birthday.

Okay, you want a funny story? Well, I have one. At least, I hope it's funny. So I have this friend in her first year of college. Let's call her Jessica.

Okay, so one night, Jessica was going to a coctail party at a fraternity (uh, do you know what those are? They're basically brotherhood type things that you can join when you're in college, but they're pretty selective, and there are a bunch of different ones. Usually, they're associated with really preppy guys who drink all the time and barf copiously and stuff. Just FYI). She wore a cute blue, strapless cocktail dress, and got her makeup and hair all prettied up to go to this thing. She had a date whom I'll call Alan, who was in his second year of college, who was also in a fraternity but for people who are considered "un-fratty".

While Jessica was at this party, she got thirsty. However, she didn't want any alcohol, so she instead had to go downstairs to the kitchen to get a soda.

Instead, she fell down fifteen steps and sprained her ankle-while she was completely sober, I might add-and then had to be carried to the health center by another fraternity guy.

So that's my funny story. I don't think it sounds very funny now that I've written it all out, but hey, maybe you'll get a nice laugh. Or something. Anyway, I hope you break out of your Writer's Block. The one you've described is one of the worst. I hate it when I know exactly what I want to write but I just can't get it to come out right. Or something.

I wish you luck!

PS. Something Nice: You're amazing and I really like your story!

No! You can't put this on hiatus. Too many people would be disappointed. So, please try to find something to write about. You've gotten too far along in this story to stop now. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I know what you're talking about with the dreaded writer's block. ARGGHH. anyways just feel better and get happy soon.

WHKM

Wow this is turning into a very intersting story i can't wait for the next chapter

ou it sounds good!

can't wait to see what happens! keep udating!

I want more!

It is awesome, I adore it.