Reviews for How to KILL a Unicorn
KeytoExistence chapter 1 . 5/4/2007
Your advice is crap.

Why? Well, apparently "virgin" doesn't include girls who haven't "gone all the way" but have still given head to every stud and his brother. Waited hours with no results...
Suicidal Romance chapter 1 . 5/4/2007
Hahaha, Your thing for Speech class...I love the boots part! hahaha, but that janitor guy that said that is weeirrdd...P.S. Yay, go Catholic Church in Oakdale! I go there! :D..Okay, actually not yay, because I'm not so devoted to my faith and have even considered being anulled from the church before, but whatever...Poor unicorn, though...Why couldn't you kill a mole! moles are weird and blind! Just go and killa magical mole! I hate you, Chris! No, no, not really, that's Zach..Haha, I love being mean to him! Well, I guess I'll check out your other boring stuff because that's how bored I am, see you in school!..Or are you gonna go to the festival this weekend? Might see you there..
No Trust chapter 1 . 5/4/2007
In Svoiet Russia, unicorn kills YOU!