| Reviews for Random Funny Quotes! Everyone loves 'em! |
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  Guest chapter 4 . 1/21/2013 You call these funny? Gotta be the worst "quotes" eve,r that is if they can be classed as quotes. Not remotely funny or even good enough to raise a smile. |
 MungojerriesBelle chapter 5 . 7/30/2008 Ohk, that was hilarious. So, I'm submitting one. My friend was having a b-day sleep over. My other friend, fell asleep. Lauren: JENNY! I need... (she rolled over, and mumbled) Jenny: What the hell do I do with that? Shannon? What did she say? Me: Just say, Lauren, what? Jenny: LAUREN! WHAT? Lauren: JENNY! I NEED THE SHOTGUN AND THE BULLETS! Me: -laughing hysterically- |
| Patronus Rainsong chapter 5 . 7/10/2008 ROFL! That was great! I'll review again when i think of some... ~Patronus~ |
| ashleytisdale098 chapter 5 . 7/10/2008 Lol! |
| ashleytisdale098 chapter 4 . 7/10/2008 Great quotes! |
| ashleytisdale098 chapter 3 . 7/10/2008 These quoted r really funny! |
| ashleytisdale098 chapter 1 . 7/10/2008 Funny quotes! |
| ashleytisdale098 chapter 2 . 7/10/2008 U r really funny! |
| Bridget12 chapter 1 . 7/8/2008 Wow, it looks like you have alot of insane friends..:-) Loved it. It made me happy. |
| junekid8 chapter 1 . 5/14/2008 i am canadian. |
| Korina el LaVasque chapter 5 . 4/13/2008 _ (So all the ninth graders were on the bus to the Carrer fair. And it's noisy and everyone talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up.) Me: I want to a Nuclear Physist thing personage. That way, it will be easier to blow up the world when I lose my mind. John: I want to own my own burrito shop. Erika, you can be my little Taco mascot. Me: WOOT WOOT! Shelby: I wanna be a hooker. That way, I can get paid to do the thing I like to do the most. Me:... John: I've got ten bucks right now. About twenty minutes later... . Shelby: (at the top of her lungs so everyone can hear) EVERYONE SHUT UP! Everyone: (actually shuts up) Shelby: I'M PREGNET! Me: (stands up) IT'S NOT MINE I SWEAR! I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HER SINCE THIS MORNING! Shelby: YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME!(mock cries) John: I wore a condom. Amaris: Erika...you're a girl. Me: Oh...SEE! I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T MINE! Principal: Well...it sure ain't mine. Everyone: (dead silence) _ Priceless! keep 'em coming! |
| Artemis Anderson chapter 1 . 3/26/2008 dxD! This stuff is great! |
| DeadGurrl chapter 5 . 12/31/2007 woah, the randomness just makes me laugh and laugh... creepy stuffs dude... Anywho... (i was talking with my friend Raye about a dream i had...) Me: Yeah, and this GIANT pink hippo kept buggin' me "YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MASSIVELY OBESE DOUGHNUT!" Raye: How the heck did you end up dreaming about doughnuts and giant pink hippos? Me: D'you remember that old dental health video we saw in the first grade? Raye:yeah... Me: I've gotta stop falling asleep in front of the TV Raye: You've also gotta stop drinking soy sauce it's obviously not doing your health, or your sanity, any peachy keen justice, lady. |
| Leslie Marie chapter 5 . 8/29/2007 hahahahahaha XD that's all i have to say... |
| Moonlite-Chaos chapter 5 . 8/13/2007 LOL! I love these! Thanks for using my quote thingymabob. . I loved the one about the door hinges! Too funny! |