Wow. It was really funny in the first place, a little strange, but still good, and then the last line just got to me. It's like saying, " I'm hungry, it's there, I want it... tastes like chicken!"

The structure is a bit off, and the flow is rather jumpy, but... I like it. A lot. I have a very sick sense of humor myself. And I love the ending... t'was crunchy!

wow. kind of creepy, actually. but still funny.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

wow

Actually the structure was well sturctured- to Poe.

I liked it.

You were right. It got kinda creepy. Like when Dortlik ate the bird in "Hannibal Rising."

Anyway, good parody.