... yeah, this is my new favourite stories.

i want to marry it and have its babies and eat them.

minus that last part.

-a.k.a.

So. I guess I felt really really bad about not reviewing these last two chapters because I clicked "Submit Review" too quickly three times in a row and it was like "Review Throttle blahblahblah none for you". Grr. Much grr.

I thought that it was super adorable that Mason and Everett were playing hide and seek. I was like awh, yays! :D And then him diving into the bushes pretty much made me giggle a lot. I love Mason. He's the awesomest catemoboy ever.

I APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING SO LONG TO REVIEW! I LOVE YOU! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I WILL SELL YOU MY SOUL IN RETURN FOR FORGIVENESS! I'LL BE YOUR SEX SLAVE FOREVER AND EVER! O_O

Alright. Needed to get that off my chest. Anyways, Rosco on monster is FUN. I can only imagine what he would be like if he ever tried Bawls. o_O Scary thought. Anyways, Jenna scares me. A lot. May I shank her? Pleasepleaseplease? :D

Aww, it makes me sad that Vito doesn't like Everett. 'Cause, you know what? I LOVE EVERETT EVEN IF THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T. I WOULD RAPE HIM IF I HAD THE CHANCE.

I mean, what? I didn't say that.

*awkward turtle*

...I'm gonna review the next chapter now.

OMG this story rocks! I stayed up half the night reading it from chapter 1 all the way through. Kudos so many many times. I love Vito and Rosco. I hate Everret's friends from school so annoying and and and EMO! lol I think Mason is adorable and I loved the little picture of him that you posted the link to. Keep up the good work and please update soon... *hugs* Kudos again

Aww... I thought it was sweet. Roscoe is actually interested in being friends with someone, so it seems after all. The PINK pants bit was hilarious, though I personally don't know any guy who would admit to something like that. And I hadn't realized before now how mean Emmett really is. I guess I just thought Roscoe was exaggerating because he's the brother.

On another note... is it wrong for me to have Vito/Roscoe fantasies? No, I'm kidding of course. Sort of...

Excellent chapter! It still had me laughing constantly, even if it was one of the more serious chapters. Keep up the good work!

This was not "somewhat interesting"; I love it! You found out more about Vito and Mason and what more could a girl ask for? ;) Also, it is very funny, as always. “I think you’re just abnormally open-minded.” Wow, you just summarized me )

GAH! I loved this chapter! I didn't want it to end!

When Vito said it was Mason he experimented with I was like... :O

But then, I wasn't sure who I thought it was in the first place. And now I do wonder where the snow cones went! Oh well! xD

If you update soon I will love you forever and always.

this is going to sound odd, maybe because I should be sleeping and i'm crazy tired, but I think this chapter just helped me majorly.

damn this is the shit! i love Everett-he reminds me of my best friend: so attractively gay :P if only, if only...;) this is going on my list of favorite stories.

xoxo

mizz pixie

P.S: homophobes are so cute and so so sad ;)

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keep it up! :D

spanish imperfect will never help you in life. I hate it with a passion.

is Everett the one vito experimented with?

I find Vito intruding. And Mason is... well, I guess cute could be the word I'm looking for. I'm loving this story. Like you, I'm picky with what I read. Or, well, at least with what I CONTINUE to read. Your story is funny, as I've mentioned before, but not overly so. It's not over the top, weird kinda funny... Never mind. Keep updating, anyway! )

Hmm.. yeah, can't wait to see what's up with Everett to make the others not like him so much. I have an idea, but my ideas are always wrong and I won't even go there. On the bright side, it will be a really nice surprise for me when I find out the truth!

Another good chapter. Mason sounds adorable now that I am actually thinking of him as a real person and not so much as a feline. And I thought Roscoe's "I want a girlfriend" moment was hilarious. Nice work with another chapter that kept me giggling throughout the read!

"What is it filled with, yarn and bells?”- hahaha! For some reason I thought that was REALLY funny. But Rosco is always funny. xD

Mason does sound pretty cute. :D

The ending makes me want more! I hope part 2 doesn't take too long!

I don't have time to leave a proper review, so I'll just say: Dude, this is AWESOME! I think I cracked a rib laughing, and my cousin is looking oddly at me. Really, with the whole homophobe thing, I was sceptical at first, but this is so good and so funny that I could actually feel exactly what Rosco is feeling. Which says a lot. Really, I can't say anything more... I love it. I love it. I love it. )