MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE! Interesting start, but I don't really understand why Everett's being gay is such a big deal. But I still love Rosco and I love the conversation at the beginning.

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD UPDATE! I've been with friends like all day for the last two days or else I would have reviewed the minute you updated, so I'M SORRY! But when I saw the e-mail I was basically like: THERE IS A GOD AFTER AL! Yeah, that's how happy I was. In fact, that's just a taste of the happiness. JUST A LITTLE DAB OF THE HAPPINESS THAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME. I'm SO HAPPY right now it's like I should invent a new word for this amount of happiness! Joy's got nothing on this! Exuberance and elation pale in comparison!

Alright, now that I've gotten all that off my chest...

You mentioned old people scent! THANK YOU! I'm always telling my friends that old people smell funny, and they always tell me I'm a horrible person and then laugh at me. _ And the line "A fuzzy warm feeling grows in my stomach like mold on bread" was just... Amazing. AMAZINGZINGZING. And the story of how he found out what 'gay' means made me giggle a lot. And the clown (now dubbed Vito) sounds kind of... terrifying. Bahahahaha. But, well, in fact, everything pretty much made me giggle a lot, like always. Oh God, how I have missed this story.

And awwh sadface at the part about their Dad. :( That made me really sad... Poor babies. *huggles them all*

Anyways, I'll add in another OH MY GOD for the hell of it, and... I absolutely positively cannot wait for MORE! Yayayayayayaayayay! :D

What a serious chapter!

And yes, we could use more Vito because he really intrigues me. Something is going on with him...

Thanks for updating!

OMG, i love updates!

My eye's got all teary towards the end :(

m, more Vito, can't be upset by that! lol

This chapter was in no way disappointing! I was so happy when I saw the alert!

I actually thought this chapter was a bit sad :(

I've never heard of a brain aneurism, so now I'm a bit scared.

But besides the sadness, I loved when Vito nuzzled the Quilted Northern! xD I'm glad we'll be seeing more of him!

Can't wait for you to update!

hehe. nice chapter. i liked it!

I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME THREE YEARS (aka: two days) TO REVIEW THIS! I was at a friend's house all weekend. Anyways: This was a great chapter. Vito is absolutely amazing. I want him for my birthday, PLEASE. :D I want an Alexheartbreaker pillow like you have, too. *drools* (My birthday's next Sunday, so I've kinda been stuck on a 'getmethatformybirthday' rampage.) Happy late birthday to you, by the way! I would get you a present, except I kinda can't 'cause I don't know you. D:

Anyways, I'm getting way off track. I love how Lily's Door just decided to sleep there, haha. It's great. And, so, Narcissa and Liam really are going out... How interesting. Hahaha.

It sucks that you actually had a dream about a creepy eyeless girl, eep. Last night I had a dream that I was HUGE and in Tokyo and had to rescue a princess, but I don't think that's particularly similar in any way, shape, or form... Oh well! :D

Anyways, I was kind of obsessively stressing out over something before I read this, and now I've turned into a scatterbrained gigglemonster. You're magical, seriously. And this review is long and getting stupider by the second so I better stop typing now and writemoreSOON! love.

so, i pretty much just fell in love with vito. could i borrow him sometime? OR CLONE HIM AND MAKE HIM INTO A REAL BOY? um. cough, cough. either way another awesome chapter. but i best be going now, cause i'm pretty sure a tree might be falling through the roof soon. AH!

Okay, so I am sitting at work catching up on everything I have missed in Internet land this past weekend (Internet not working at home), and it was a really good thing no one else was around me while I was sneakily reading this chapter. The title alone was hilarious. And Vito is so interesting to me. I can't figure out what his deal is. At first I thought he had a crush on Roscoe, but now I don't know.

So then I get to the end and read about peeing grannies, and that set off another round of giggles.

Anyway, another great chapter. Thanks so much for writing! Keep up thr good work!

GrannyP

hehe. well, that was a lovely story about lotion. cant u just see me dying to hear more?

okay, sarcasm aside this was a great chapter. vito makes me laugh. hes a cool guy!

good job

Okay, I noticed I misspelled MASON's name in my other review. Oopsie poopsie.

I loved this chapter! It had me laughing the whole time. I like Vito a lot! And I don't think he's really straight. (at least that's what my inner self hopes. heehee.)

Your review reply was really funny. haha :D

And if it were at all possible, I'd SO be your children's father! Mwa ha ha

Can't wait for an update!

wo. you replied and said my review was good. i do not write good reviews. or so i thought! wow.

anyway. you still make me giggle madly. especially with EHG. best acronym ever. mason is my absolute favorite. i like cats too. if someone introduced himself to me by asking if i were a fan of cats, i would get really excited. i'm not gonna lie.

your thing about lotion made me giggle too! yesterday i was watching silence of the lambs, and i also giggled when the serial killer guy freaked out and yelled "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!" or something to that effect. all day today i haven't been able to stop thinking about that. so now i get excited when people mention lotion.

i like the phrase "muffin top" too, especially when people don't know what it is and then they think they do, but they're not sure if it really is exactly what it sounds like. hahaha.

uh. i hope you understand it's almost three in the morning here. i should've slept before writing this. i hope this raises your self-esteem and inspires you to write. happy birthday. you're old now. and legal in new jersey. i think.

wo i'm done. i need sleep. this is embarrassing. _

Happy birthday! _

Hahaha. Oh my god,I remember when it was cool to exclaim, "OH SHIT, SON". Vito saying "son" all the time brought that back. Good times, good times.

The Joseph reference is amazing. I just thought I'd tell you that because, frankly, it is. I think I may steal that line for my NaNo or be sitting at school and exclaim, "AM I JOSEPH OR AM I JOSEPH?" just for the heck of it.

My God, that is a scary dream. I feel bad for you. Thankfully I haven't dreamt anything that creepy before. Yikes. But you have an Alexheartbreaker pillow? That's so cool. And comforting...hehehe. I'm jealous. Seriously.

Eww that lotion story was nasty. I know a girl (she's hispanic and like, obsessed with beauty products) who carries lotion with her (hands only, thankfully) and lets people use her eyeliner. That grosses me out. My eyelinermy eyeliner. Not my eyelinerYOUR eyeliner. D:

Anyways, I forgive you for not updating because this chapter was ultra long and that made me happy. _ Even though now I only have an hour to get like...2k words but hey! Whatever. :]

Have fun in Minnesota. I've never been there. Maybe you'll see something really cool there! Yeah! D

So yeah. I'm going to shut up now before I bore you to death, haha. I'll be waiting for the next update... :3

This chapter was very long, so I had to read it in pieces (short attention span...)

But I almost cried, I was laughing so hard at the thought of a guy acting like a cat. And the most poetic line in the chapter: "I glance at Liam, who doesn’t have much of a reaction either, then to Narcissa, who holyshitshe’spissedoff." I love it. You have a wonderfull way with words.

GrannyP

Another review from me. Great job again. This is probably the best chapter so far. I can't even point out all the wonderful lines that had me aching with laughter. But the end was kind of creepy, with the emos planning some kind of revenge...