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aaaaaaaaaaa chapter 1 . 5/19/2009
6. The money systems' insatiable need for new products. Most of the few scientists around who aren't working on death programs are tied up doing research for corporations.

7. The males like death - it excites him sexually and, already dead inside, he wants to die.

8. The bias of the money system for the least creative scientists. Most scientists come from at least relatively affluent families where Daddy reigns supreme.

Incapable of a positive state of happiness, which is the only thing that can justify one's existence, the male is, at best, relaxed, comfortable, neutral, and this condition is extremely short-lived, as boredom, a negative state, soon sets in; he is, therefore, doomed to an existence of suffering relieved only by occasional, fleeting stretches of restfulness, which state he can only achieve at the expense of some female. The male is, by his very nature, a leech, an emotional parasite and, therefore, not ethically entitled to live, as no one as the right to life at someone else's expense.

Just as humans have a prior right to existence over dogs by virtue of being more highly evolved and having a superior consciousness, so women have a prior right to existence over men. The elimination of any male is, therefore, a righteous and good act, an act highly beneficial to women as well as an act of mercy.

However, this moral issue will eventually be rendered academic by the fact that the male is gradually eliminating himself. In addition to engaging in the time-honored and classical wars and race riots, men are more and more either becoming fags or are obliterating themselves through drugs. The female, whether she likes it or not, will eventually take complete charge, if for no other reason than that she will have to - the male, for practical purposes, won't exist.

Accelerating this trend is the fact that more and more males are acquiring enlightened self-interest; they're realizing more and more that the female interest is in their interest, that they can live only through the female and that the more the female is encouraged to live, to fulfill herself, to be a female and not a male, the more nearly he lives; he's coming to see that it's easier and more satisfactory to live through her than to try to become her and usurp her qualities, claim them as his own, push the female down and claim that she's a male. The fag, who accepts his maleness, that is, his passivity and total sexuality, his femininity, is also best served by women being truly female, as it would then be easier for him to be male, feminine. If men were wise they would seek to become really female, would do intensive biological research that would lead to me, by means of operations on the brain and nervous system, being able t to be transformed in psyche, as well as body, into women.

Whether to continue to use females for reproduction or to reproduce in the laboratory will also become academic: what will happen when every female, twelve and over, is routinely taking the Pill and there are no longer any accidents? How many women will deliberately get or (if an accident) remain pregnant? No, Virginia, women don't just adore being brood mares, despite what the mass of robot, brainwashed women will say. When society consists of only the fully conscious the answer will be none. Should a certain percentage of men be set aside by force to serve as brood mares for the species? Obviously this will not do. The answer is laboratory reproduction of babies.

As for the issue of whether or not to continue to reproduce males, it doesn't follow that because the male, like disease, has always existed among us that he should continue to exist. When genetic control is possible - and soon it will be - it goes without saying that we should produce only whole, complete beings, not physical defects of deficiencies, including emotional deficiencies, such as maleness. Just as the deliberate production of blind people would be highly immoral, so would be the deliberate production of emotional cripples.

Why produce even females? Why should there be future generations? What is their purpose? When aging and death are eliminated, why continue to reproduce? Why should we care what happens when we're dead? Why should we care that there is no younger generation to succeed us.

Eventually the natural course of events, of social evolution, will lead to total female control of the world and, subsequently, to the cessation of the production of males and, ultimately, to the cessation of the production of females.

But SCUM is impatient; SCUM is not consoled by the thought that future generations will thrive; SCUM wants to grab some thrilling living for itself. And, if a large majority of women were SCUM, they could acquire complete control of this country within a few weeks simply by withdrawing from the labor force, thereby paralyzing the entire nation. Additional measures, any one of which would be sufficient to completely disrupt the economy and everything else, would be for women to declare themselves off the money system, stop buying, just loot and simply refuse to obey all laws they don't care to obey. The police force, National Guard, Army, Navy and Marines combined couldn't squelch a rebellion of over half the population, particularly when it's made up of people they are utterly helpless without.

If all women simply left men, refused to have anything to do with any of them - ever, all men, the government, and the national economy would collapse completely. Even without leaving men, women who are aware of the extent of their superiority to and power over men, could acquire complete control over everything within a few weeks, could effect a total submission of males to females. In a sane society the male would trot along obediently after the female. The male is docile and easily led, easily subjected to the domination of any female who cares to dominate him. The male, in fact, wants desperately to be led by females, wants Mama in charge, wants to abandon himself to her care. But this is not a sane society, and most women are not even dimly aware of where they're at in relation to men.

The conflict, therefore, is not between females and males, but between SCUM - dominant, secure, self-confident, nasty, violent, selfish, independent, proud, thrill-seeking, free-wheeling, arrogant females, who consider themselves fit to rule the universe, who have free-wheeled to the limits of this society' and are ready to wheel on to something far beyond what it has to offer - and nice, passive, accepting cultivated', polite, dignified, subdued, dependent, scared, mindless, insecure, approval-seeking Daddy's Girls, who can't cope with the unknown, who want to hang back with the apes, who feel secure only with Big Daddy standing by, with a big strong man to lean on and with a fat, hairy face in the White House, who are too cowardly to face up to the hideous reality of what a man is, what Daddy is, who have cast their lot with the swine, who have adapted themselves to animalism, feel superficially comfortable with it and know no other way of life', who have reduced their minds, thoughts and sights to the male level, who, lacking sense, imagination and wit can have value only in a male society', who can have a place in the sun, or, rather, in the slime, only as soothers, ego boosters, relaxers and breeders, who are dismissed as inconsequents by other females, who project their deficiencies, their maleness, onto all females and see the female as worm.

But SCUM is too impatient to wait for the de-brainwashing of millions of assholes. Why should the swinging females continue to plod dismally along with the dull male ones? Why should the fates of the groovy and the creepy be intertwined? Why should the active and imaginative consult the passive and dull on social policy? Why should the independent be confined to the sewer along with the dependent who need Daddy to cling to? A small handful of SCUM can take over the country within a year by systematically fucking up the system, selectively destroying property, and murder:

SCUM will become members of the unwork force, the fuck-up force; they will get jobs of various kinds an unwork. For example, SCUM salesgirls will not charge for merchandise; SCUM telephone operators will not charge for calls; SCUM office and factory workers, in addition to fucking up their work, will secretly destroy equipment. SCUM will unwork at a job until fired, then get a new job to unwork at.

SCUM will forcibly relieve bus drivers, cab drivers and subway token sellers of their jobs and run buses and cabs and dispense free tokens to the public.

SCUM will destroy all useless and harmful objects - cars, store windows, Great Art', etc.

Eventually SCUM will take over the airwaves - radio and TV networks - by forcibly relieving of their jobs all radio and TV employees who would impede SCUM's entry into the broadcasting studios.

SCUM will couple-bust - barge into mixed (male-female) couples, wherever they are, and bust them up.

SCUM will kill all men who are not in the Men's Auxiliary of SCUM. Men in the Men's Auxiliary are those men who are working diligently to eliminate themselves, men who, regardless of their motives, do good, men who are playing pall with SCUM. A few examples of the men in the Men's Auxiliary are: men who kill men; biological scientists who are working on constructive programs, as opposed to biological warfare; journalists, writers, editors, publishers and producers who disseminate and promote ideas that will lead to the achievement of SCUM's goals; faggots who, by their shimmering, flaming example, encourage other men to de-man themselves and thereby make themselves relatively inoffensive; men who consistently give things away - money, things, services; men who tell it like it is (so far not one ever has), who put women straight, who reveal the truth about themselves, who give the
Penis chapter 1 . 5/19/2009
Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.

It is now technically feasible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so. Retaining the mail has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.

The male is completely egocentric, trapped inside himself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness. He is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. His responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; his intelligence is a mere tool in the services of his drives and needs; he is incapable of mental passion, mental interaction; he can't relate to anything other than his own physical sensations. He is a half-dead, unresponsive lump, incapable of giving or receiving pleasure or happiness; consequently, he is at best an utter bore, an inoffensive blob, since only those capable of absorption in others can be charming. He is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, he is capable of a large array of negative feelings - hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt - and moreover, he is aware of what he is and what he isn't.

Although completely physical, the male is unfit even for stud service. Even assuming mechanical proficiency, which few men have, he is, first of all, incapable of zestfully, lustfully, tearing off a piece, but instead is eaten up with guilt, shame, fear and insecurity, feelings rooted in male nature, which the most enlightened training can only minimize; second, the physical feeling he attains is next to nothing; and third, he is not empathizing with his partner, but is obsessed with how he's doing, turning in an A performance, doing a good plumbing job. To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo. It's often said that men use women. Use them for what? Surely not pleasure.

Eaten up with guilt, shame, fears and insecurities and obtaining, if he's lucky, a barely perceptible physical feeling, the male is, nonetheless, obsessed with screwing; he'll swim through a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a friendly pussy awaiting him. He'll screw a woman he despises, any snaggle-toothed hag, and furthermore, pay for the opportunity. Why? Relieving physical tension isn't the answer, as masturbation suffices for that. It's not ego satisfaction; that doesn't explain screwing corpses and babies.

Completely egocentric, unable to relate, empathize or identify, and filled with a vast, pervasive, diffuse sexuality, the male is pyschically passive. He hates his passivity, so he projects it onto women, defines the make as active, then sets out to prove that he is (prove that he is a Man'). His main means of attempting to prove it is screwing (Big Man with a Big Dick tearing off a Big Piece). Since he's attempting to prove an error, he must prove' it again and again. Screwing, then, is a desperate compulsive, attempt to prove he's not passive, not a woman; but he is passive and does want to be a woman.

Being an incomplete female, the male spends his life attempting to complete himself, to become female. He attempts to do this by constantly seeking out, fraternizing with and trying to live through an fuse with the female, and by claiming as his own all female characteristics - emotional strength and independence, forcefulness, dynamism, decisiveness, coolness, objectivity, assertiveness, courage, integrity, vitality, intensity, depth of character, grooviness, etc - and projecting onto women all male traits - vanity, frivolity, triviality, weakness, etc. It should be said, though, that the male has one glaring area of superiority over the female - public relations. (He has done a brilliant job of convincing millions of women that men are women and women are men). The male claim that females find fulfillment through motherhood and sexuality reflects what males think they'd find fulfilling if they were female.

Women, in other words, don't have penis envy; men have pussy envy. When the male accepts his passivity, defines himself as a woman (males as well as females thing men are women and women are men), and becomes a transvestite he loses his desire to screw (or to do anything else, for that matter; he fulfills himself as a drag queen) and gets his dick chopped off. He then achieves a continuous diffuse sexual feeling from being a woman'. Screwing is, for a man, a defense against his desire to be female. He is responsible for:

War: The male's normal compensation for not being female, namely, getting his Big Gun off, is grossly inadequate, as he can get it off only a very limited number of times; so he gets it off on a really massive scale, and proves to the entire world that he's a Man'. Since he has no compassion or ability to empathize or identify, proving his manhood is worth an endless amount of mutilation and suffering and an endless number of lives, including his own - his own life being worthless, he would rather go out in a blaze of glory than to plod grimly on for fifty more years.

Niceness, Politeness, and Dignity': Every man, deep down, knows he's a worthless piece of shit. Overwhelmed by a sense of animalism and deeply ashamed of it; wanting, not to express himself, but to hide from others his total physicality, total egocentricity, the hate and contempt he feels for other men, and to hide from himself the hate and contempt he suspects other men feel for him; having a crudely constructed nervous system that is easily upset by the least display of emotion or feeling, the male tries to enforce a social' code that ensures perfect blandness, unsullied by the slightest trace or feeling or upsetting opinion. He uses terms like copulate', sexual congress', have relations with' (to men sexual relations is a redundancy), overlaid with stilted manners; the suit on the chimp.

Money, Marriage and Prostitution, Work and Prevention of an Automated Society: There is no human reason for money or for anyone to work more than two or three hours a week at the very most. All non-creative jobs (practically all jobs now being done) could have been automated long ago, and in a moneyless society everyone can have as much of the best of everything as she wants. But there are non-human, male reasons for wanting to maintain the money system:

1. Pussy. Despising his highly inadequate self, overcome with intense anxiety and a deep, profound loneliness when by his empty self, desperate to attach himself to any female in dim hopes of completing himself, in the mystical belief that by touching gold he'll turn to gold, the male craves the continuous companionship of women. The company of the lowest female is preferable to his own or that of other men, who serve only to remind him of his repulsiveness. But females, unless very young or very sick, must be coerced or bribed into male company.

2. Supply the non-relating male with the delusion of usefulness, and enable him to try to justify his existence by digging holes and then filling them up. Leisure time horrifies the male, who will have nothing to do but contemplate his grotesque self. Unable to relate or to love, the male must work. Females crave absorbing, emotionally satisfying, meaningful activity, but lacking the opportunity or ability for this, they prefer to idle and waste away their time in ways of their own choosing - sleeping, shopping, bowling, shooting pool, playing cards and other games, breeding, reading, walking around, daydreaming, eating, playing with themselves, popping pills, going to the movies, getting analyzed, traveling, raising dogs and cats, lolling about on the beach, swimming, watching TV, listening to music, decorating their houses, gardening, sewing, nightclubbing, dancing, visiting, improving their minds' (taking courses), and absorbing culture' (lectures, plays, concerts, arty' movies). Therefore, many females would, even assuming complete economic equality between the sexes, prefer living with males or peddling their asses on the street, thus having most of their time for themselves, to spending many hours of their days doing boring, stultifying, non-creative work for someone else, functioning as less than animals, as machines, or, at best - if able to get a good' job - co-managing the shitpile. What will liberate women, therefore, from male control is the total elimination of the money-work system, not the attainment of economic equality with men within it.

3. Power and control. Unmasterful in his personal relations with women, the male attains to masterfulness by the manipulation of money and everything controlled by money, in other words, of everything and everybody.

4. Love substitute. Unable to give love or affection, the male gives money. It makes him feel motherly. The mother gives milk; he gives bread. He is the Breadwinner.

5. Provide the male with a goal. Incapable of enjoying the moment, the male needs something to look forward to, and money provides him with an eternal, never-ending goal: Just think of what you could do with 80 trillion dollars - invest it! And in three years time you'd have 300 trillion dollars!

6. Provide the basis for the male's major opportunity to con
Hugh Janus chapter 1 . 5/19/2009
I put my hand in my pocket

What do I feel

One hundred and ten stories

Of concrete and steel

I like to watch

That plane-shaped hole

Really gets me hot

But the big ball of fire

Is the money shot

I like to watch

I like to watch

The plane going in

I like to watch

The flame shooting out

People dive into the street

While I play with my meat

My steel melted

and my tower's coming down

The New York skyline

Will never be the same

But the guys who flew those planes

Had fucking amazing aim

I like to watch

There must have been a reason

But I don't understand

Why they hit the Pentagon

Instead of Disneyland

I like to watch

I like to watch

The plane going in

I like to watch

The flame shooting out

It's raining broken glass

While I sit on my ass

My steel melted

and my tower's coming down

I'd almost had enough

Of watching planes explode

Until they showed it in reverse

And I had to shoot my load

I like to watch

Now my hand's all sticky

And I can't find a rag

I guess I'll have to use

The american flag

I like to watch
zzzzzzzz chapter 1 . 5/19/2009
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Välte hatten i Berts cola-au-lait

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Alla vet varför och allt blir perfekt

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Det här är förjävligt

Det tycker vi blir bögigt

Det alltid var roligt

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Penis chapter 1 . 5/19/2009
In A.D. 2101

War was beginning.

Captain: What happen ?

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Operator: We get signal.

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Captain: It's you !

CATS: How are you gentlemen !

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dArKeRHeRsHeY chapter 1 . 5/19/2009
Oh I am Fuckin' an animal

I'm fuckin' an animal

I'm holding on the horns

I'm fuckin' an animal

I'm involved with porn

I'm fuckin' an animal

Sure is nice and warm in here

I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers

I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers

I'm fuckin' an animal

Oh, I'm a fucking queer

I'm fuckin' an animal

Didn't have to take her on a date

Just had to stand here on a crate

No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment

Just me and animal,

Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal

Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal

With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal

Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal

Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal

I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal

Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal

But now the animal is in pain!

It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).

And now it's starting to rain...

But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal

Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal

Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal

Cause you won't let me fuck you...

Animal!
DarkerHershey chapter 1 . 5/19/2009
ORCS IS MISPELLED. IT IS SPELLED WITH A C AS OPPOSED TO A K AND THE ORCS WERE NOT COMING TO THE SHIRE FOR THE RING YOU BLASPHEMOUS IDIOT
DarkerHershey chapter 1 . 5/19/2009
Were no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do i

A full commitments what Im thinking of

You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long

Your hearts been aching

But youre too shy to say it

Inside we both know whats been going on

We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling

Dont tell me youre too blind to see

Give you up. give you up

Give you up, give you up

Never gonna give

Never gonna give, give you up

Never gonna give

Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling

Gotta make you understand
DarkerHershey chapter 1 . 5/19/2009
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW

MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED

TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE

AND TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR

IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED

ON THE PLAYGROUND WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS

CHILLING OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL

AND ALL SHOOTING SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL

WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP IN NO GOOD

STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD

I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED

AND SAID YOUR MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR

I BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH HER DAY AFTER DAY

BUT SHE PACKED MY SUITCASE AND SENT ME ON MY WAY

SHE GIVE ME A KISS AND THEN SHE GAVE ME MY TICKET

PUT MY WALKMAN ON AND SAID I MIGHT AS WELL KICK IT

FIRST CLASS YO THIS IS BAD

DRINKIN' ORANGE JUICE OUT OF A CHAMPAGNE GLASS

IS THIS WHAT THE PEOPLE OF BEL-AIR LIVE LIKE

HM THIS MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT

BUT WAIT I HEAR THEY'RE PRISSY AND ALL THAT

IS THIS THE TYPE OF PLACE THAT THEY SHOULD SEND THIS COOL CAT

I DON'T THINK SO I'LL SEE WHEN I GET THERE

I HOPE THEY'RE PREPARED FOR THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR

I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR

THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH

AND HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR

IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE

BUT I THOUGHT 'NAH FORGET IT - YO HOME TO BEL-AIR!'

I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE AT BOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT

I YELLED TO THE CABBIE 'YO HOME SMELL YA LATER!'

I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM

I WAS FINALLY THERE

TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR
Nick chapter 4 . 5/19/2009
You're only digging yourself deeper, kid.
PretzelSalt chapter 3 . 9/6/2008
So I'm not going to get angry at you because I know it's just going to feed your little ego and I can be another example of one of those people who make "efforts to try to toss mud at my character so that they won’t have to argue with the simple truths of my work".

I am, however, going to attempt to civilly argue with you. What is it that makes a woman only ten percent of the relationship? The only fact you have to support this is that men are stronger then women, which all depends on the individual. Sure, more men have the potential to be stronger then most women, but there are plenty of women who can kick their boyfriend's ass (and I should know, because I am friends with many of them). Other then that, what else does a man have that a woman doesn't?

And you imply that a woman's duty is to have children and the man's is to go out and earn money. How about this: it's the man's job to impregnate women and watch the children and cook and clean (which they are just as capable of doing as a woman, they just don't have enough practice) while the woman earns money. I know several couples who work this way and are perfectly happy and stable.

So keep on believing what you believe. I'm just thanking God I'm not your sister, praying I never meet you, and wishing you good luck on finding a wife.
flawlessangel08 chapter 1 . 5/29/2008
hm I would say that in olden time women where about 10-20% yes but know it depends on the female. Brawn counts for very little nowdays and is not essential. Women give life and work while men work and take care of kids equally. Men have brawn and women make all humans im sure it evens them up a bit. About the homosexuals comment i dont think it would be 20% , more like 70% anyhow that is the only logical statement that anyone I have heard of has ever made against gay partenerships, and you dont seem so hateful like other people do. While men on adverage have what 4 more IQ points than women that might make them smarter on advergage, but it is how someone learns that makes them smart. A lawyer that is a women is smarter than a homeless man ect.
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