|Reviews for 50 Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Walmart|
| Fujaku chapter 1 . 5/30/2014
I think some of these would get you arrested and not just kicked out of Walmart. Very good though. I always wanted to do the Santa one...
| jfranco14 chapter 1 . 9/6/2013
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| Bubbly Girl chapter 1 . 8/31/2013
SO FUNNY! I just can't stop laughing! :)
Peace, Love and Happiness! :)
| Let'sGetDownToBusiness chapter 1 . 3/31/2013
Throw grapes at people walking down the aisle
Get toothpaste & draw on the floor with it
Put random stuff in other people's cart
Get a Teddy bear & treat it as a child & when people look at you about it, tell them to stop staring at your baby, then pet the bear's head affectionately & call it beautiful.
Have a cart race
Put on random clothes (ex. Hats, scarves, shoes) & walk around in it
Go in the make-up section & ask people "is this my color?"
Paint your nails
Complain about the prices & how the economy is bad
Get a chair and sit in front of the security cameras & just stare at it
Get a whole bunch of pillows, make a bed, & fall asleep
-okay, it's not as great as yours, but I hope you enjoy it as I enjoy yours :]
| PiaColada chapter 1 . 6/15/2012
| Zaffre Magpie chapter 1 . 11/20/2011
This was so funny i love these lists!
| Alanisaur chapter 1 . 7/6/2011
I have done possibly only seven of these. D: MUST STRIVE FOR COMPLETION! LOl.
| instrumentalromance79 chapter 1 . 12/30/2010
omg! sadly, i have done some of these things, and yes, i was kicked out of walmart. i did the red rover thing, and i drew on the bathroom mirror a target sign and that target was better, i was not smart enough to see the manager was in the stall and when she came out to wash her hands, she caught me. damned walmart. ohh! #51. go down the toy isle and turn on every light up toy u see. #52. knock of all the bread on the shelf, for no appearent reason. #53. kiss your boyfriend who was working... meanys
| HeadInTheStars chapter 1 . 6/12/2010
Get lots of bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Get a cart and pack it full of Harry Potter stuff then, run into a wall and yell, "I must get to Hogwarts!"
I did the mission impossible one when i was 5, i got NO COMMENT :D
| CarlyJo chapter 1 . 11/9/2009
My friends and I got kicked out because we were playing hide n seek! lol, it's fun, try it sometime!
| Apoptosis chapter 1 . 10/18/2009
Hilarious! I wonder if these will still work at the local Target... I'll test them out and offer some of my most interesting results.
"Sneak through the isles humming the Mission Impossible theme song."
Actually, I prefer to hum the Metal Gear Solid theme song. After all, if it was a tune the manager might recognize, I might not get kicked out.
"Get a fox stuffed animal and run around yelling, 'Swiper, no swiping!'"
Who doesn't have a younger sibling who does this every time you take them anywhere?
"Wipe chocolate on your hands in a bathroom stall, then go up to someone who is at a sink and ask, 'Could you pass me a paper towel?'"
O_O They seemed to get entirely the wrong impression...
"Run around kissing random guys and when they look at you weird just say, 'Sorry, wrong guy.'"
I think I'll skip this one. Sorry.
"Grab red lipstick, run in the bathroom and on the mirror, draw the target sign and write 'Target is better!'"
For whatever reason, this particular one isn't very effective in Target. Most of the others work fine.
| Floppy125 chapter 1 . 9/20/2009
OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY!LOL
| Eshana the Searcher chapter 1 . 8/6/2009
That was so funny! I was literally laughing out loud! I have a feeling I'll have to try some of these... jk. :)
| Phemonoe chapter 1 . 7/28/2009
LOL, I love the second to last one and the first one! HILARIOUS! :)
| steffxnie chapter 1 . 7/21/2009
Why wont you people just leave me alone?
i can totally imagine someone roaring it!