This is frightening how right you are.

And it made me laugh throughout the whole thing.

This rules.

by any chance have you been talking to my father?

but cute one-shot anyway!

"MORALS, FALLING FROM YOUR SOUL AND SHATTERING ON THE STICKY FLOOR!"

You rock awesomely. A few teensy-weensy errors, but awesomeness overall.

...words cannot describe how funny that is... So, you obviously can't go anywhere with him... And number 8 was the best.

That was hilarious. I bet it would be funny if you wrote another one from the father's point of view.