awesome! Dale, not only do you have a chipmunk's name but you're so dumb. ::slaps over the head:: ILOVEYOU! ::GLOMP::

OHMYFUDGINGGOD I LOVE YOU.

YOU FUDGING DETICATED IS AWESOMEFABULOUS CHAPERTER TO ME AND

I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU MORE THEN I LOVE MY RASIN ATOMY WHICH IS

VERYVERY RARE. :D

Oh, and also my name is Ivan, not Evan, but yeah they are pretty

much spelled the same. Names like Ivan is what gets me confuse

for a boy sometimes actually which is fudging amazing. Anyone

who calls me a dude, I WILL LOVE THEM. YES GETTING CALLED A DUDE

AT LEAST TWENTY TIMES IS NUMBER ONE ON MY LIFE GOALS LIST. :D MY OTHER GOALS INCLUDE:

one. get a mohawk.

two. live under a bridge for a week. [in progress, your joining me right? YAY Asile doesn't think i can do it but i'm gonna prove her wrong XD]

three. fuck a dragon.

four. make objectsexual a offical sexuality. [in progress]

five. have a threesome with two other girls. -pervert- [you wanna join right? huh? huh? it would be fudging amazing.]six. get my lips and nose pierced.

seven. get a tatoo of either a graveyard or a skull on my neck.

eight. go up to a random person and punch them.

nine. yell 'WILD HOT LESBIAN SEX' on national tv.

ten. wear boxers.

eleven. pee on an adult.

twelve. create a house deticated to wordshopping cockroaches & waffles.

thirteen. crawl on my fours like a dog all day.

fourteen. sprawpaint my neighbors lawn in rainbow.

fifteen. flash a stranger. _

sixteen. molest someone.

seventeen. have ATLEAST twenty people mistake me for a dude. [NUMBER ONE GOAL. CLOSE]

eighteen. go to canada and marry some random girl while drunk. [asile i promise i will come to bramton, ON and then yes i will try to marry you while i'm drunk. XD]

nineteen. rob santa clauses house.

twenty. meet the easter rabbit.

twenty one. musturate in front of a crowd of people.

twenty two. buy all the carebears.

twenty three. dye my hair blonde, green, blue, and pink.

I PROMISE YOU I WILL DO ALL OF THESE THINGS YES I DO. :D

AND OMG IF I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU ALREADY I LOVE DALE. YES HE IS SO NAIVE AND INNOCENT IT'S SO DISGUSTING...

AND CUTE! -sheirks-

BUT THE COMMENT ABOUT DATING A GIRL BEING DISGUSTING IS UNACCEPTABLE. I DON'T CARE IF HE IS GAY BUT STILL GIRLS ARE HOTT! YES THEY ARE. ESPICELLY GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE GUYS...OR HAVE MOHAWKS. YES THEY ARE THE HOTTEST EVER. XD HAHAH BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME [I TALK ABOUT MYSELF TOO MUCH, I'M SORRY] THIS IS ABOUT HOW NAIVE DALE IS.

...HE IS SO NAIVE! SERIOUSLY IS HE BLINDE OR SOMETHING? IT'S SO FUCKING CLEAR THAT SYL LIKES HIM. BUT OMG HE DOESN'T EVEN SEE IT! IF HE'S NOT BLINDE THEN I HAVE TO MAKE HIM BLINDE BECAUSE HE SURE ACTS LIKE IT! BUT-BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL FOR KILLING SOMEONES EYE AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES SO DAMN. ALSO HE'S NOT EVEN REAL XD AND ALSO THAT WOULD BE REALLY MEAN.

I DON'T WANT SYL TO KILL ME FOR HURTING HIS POORPOOR DALE! XD

And YES BUBBLEWRAP ROCKS. I USE TO HAVE SOME, LAY IT OUT ON THE FLOOR...and-and JUMP ON IT. IT WAS FUDGING FUN. LIKE AWESOME!

okay, anyway. the point is iloveyouandilovethischapter and you have to update before i-i...oh who am i kidding, i'm no good at theartening people...but update soon? alright? 'cause i love you

and my love is worth alot XD [not really but whatever...i don't love alot of PEOPLE] so yeah...damn it i'm not even sure what i'm saying anymore. stupid bad memory. EVERYTHING SEEMS TO MOCK ME HAVE YOU NOTICED?

Yay! More bubbly-ubbly-ubbly-ubbly-ness! I LOVE bubble wrap, hm... Ahem! Awesome chapter, just wish Dale would get the hint, but I still love him_

I flipping love Legend [and coincidentally, bubble wrap]. I was so sad when I tried to watch it with some friends (to introduce them to the world of GOOD movies) and they just laughed at it and picked it apart. I mean, Jesus H. it was made like a decade ago, they didn't have LoTR type special effects.

Humph, rant. Sorry.

Dale is rather oblivious to just about everything but bubbles. Poor Syl. Significantly less 'like's this chapter. I know it's part of her character, they just make me cringe. Hah. I love Sabrina's 'blank'-er expression.

Thanks for updating so quickly, I hope to see another soon!

-imames.

Wow, Dale is REALLY clueless, so much so that the movie "Clueless" should have been based on him. But, it does make the story all the more entertaining and...BUBBLEWRAP IS AWSOME! Its so fabulous, I giggle with every pop! Oh, right back to Dale the god of all clueless-ness-ocity. Can't wait till he realizes, o can't wait!

AW DALE IS SO CUTE! He made me sneeze out a bit of pumpkin bread because of his supertacular cluelessness and BUBBLESEXTASTIC BUBBLINESS! Oh my god, that bit with the bubblewrap and his orgasmickiness and the Syl-gapiness-i-want-to-do-Dale-now-iness, BLOODY GOLD.

My god, this story is getting better and better. I adore how Dale is so oblivious. It makes me go to Syl, HARHAR SUCKER-R-R-R-R! :D

Gasp! I can just imagine Syl wearing a bikini madeout of bubblewrap, just so he can seduce Dale into popping it and getting off.

Or or or he dresses Dale up in this bubbledress and watches him get off by popping sheets and sheets of bubblewrap with his entire body, like, rolling around in it and stuff and then and then and then they have loud, poppy bunny sex on a bed of bubblewrap whilst Sabrina blows jets of big, wet bubbles into the air that pop and shower everyone with slippery bubble residue and make it all the more exciting :) Oh yes.

Syl is so SEXY. Add ADORABLE as well. Keep him frustrated! I love it :D

Oh yeah! Dale should pop a sheet of those HUGE BUBBLEWRAP types with the HUGE BUBBLES. Like, like, they're like...three times the size of standard bubbles and they're really nice to knead.

I got a sheet for christmas and I pinned it to my wall because it's too precious to pop :DD (well I popped one by accident and foamed with delight)

Looking forward to the next update! :D!

(And yes...I will update Details soon...one day...in the near future...perhaps...)

That's awesome that you're learning piano! I wish you all the very best in your path down musical enlightenment. May you soon join me where we can flutter through butterfly flowers and bubbles. O (I play piano, drums and do vocals. Eh...it sounds like I'm bragging. -.- I'm really not...at least I hope not...O.O)

So. This chapter was frustrating.

DALE! YOU DUMBASS TWAT! OPEN YOUR EYES 'CAUSE SYL LURVES YOU! Gr! Poor Syl, it really must be hard for him! But Dale's still cute despite his frustrating-ness. He was so adorable with his bubblewrap. And popping. Ha! I laughed when I read the bit about Syl's reaction due to Dale's bubblewrap popping love.

I love popping bubblewrap. It's amazing. ;]

So adorable, I was all, SQUEE! And then -laugh-. AhMahGawd. Dale is still a picture perfect adorable boy...he's so cute. P

It's strange though. I think I kind of do like Syl, he's interesting to say the least not to mention adorable with his teeny-tiny loving crush on his best friend/worst enemy. I still like Dale despite my wanting to shove him towards Syl, push them in a closet and lock the door. Oh, and wanting to away all his orgasmic bubble-ness ie, aforementioned (love that word. I'm a geek, so sue me. P) bubblewrap, his Bubblester (I've never played that game...or heard of it. -feels like a retard-) and his bubblesexuality, until he comes to the conclusion that he and Syl should make like bunny rabbits. O

I have a very hyperly weird mind this morning. And I don't know why. Oh well. Anywho, lovely chapter despite Dale being an annoying, naive twatface with adorable bubblesexuality (I couldn't take it away from him, he's too adorable! Besides, there would be no story now, would there? Unless it was a bubblesexuality-less Dale. That wouldn't be so great...O.O)

Can't wait to read more dollface!

PS/ I forgot to mention that I love their names. Syl and Dale, they're so unique and that's what makes it awesome. P

-wacks Dale upside the head-

Now it's Syl I feel sorry for.

Anyway, you mentioned that this was done randomly but it's turning out to be really popular. Well, yeah, it's cool 'cause it's random. We don't know who we're gonna hate next. XD

And yes, bubblewrap is the best. My grandfather, like, bring me bubblewrap, and I'm like a little kid with it, running off into my room and giggling madly everytime it goes pop. Hehe, pop. AHEM, anyway, funny chapter! Can't wait to see if Dale wakes up and comes out of the bubble!

that's like, hilarious! hee hee! i'm not sure if the chappy was better or if the authors notes were better...not sure...

OKAY FIRST I HAVE TO SAY: CONCRATES ON ALL THE REVIEWS YOU GOT BUT I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU DISABLED ANOYUMUS REVIEWS. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU WOULD GET MORE REVIEWS IF YOU ENABLED IT. BUT YEAH.

Shit, Dale is so fudging adorable. I love him so much. He's like a littly bunny rabitt.

Truthfully I don't hate Sly, but I don't excatly like him either. He kinda reminds myself of me which ...uh isn't good, AT ALL.

And wow, Sabrina didn't turn out the way I expected her to. I thought she was going to be like...you know. But yeah nice twist on how she turned out.

AND OMFG BUBBLESEXUAL. I LOVE THAT WORD SOSO MUCH. I'M OBJECTSEXUAL. OH YESYES I AM. XD I MEAN SERIOULY You can like, hump them and they won't reject you and they ALWAYS AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY, AND THEY NEVER TALK BACK TO YOU. YES I LOVE THEM, WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA MARRY A BANANA...OR MY RASIN. YES WE WILL HAVE OBJECT KIDS AND EVERYBODY WILL BE JEALOUS. HAHAHA.

...

Alrighty then random moment over.

Anyway I love this story seriously, it awesome. Also whyohwhy did you take off your oneshot. Damnit I loved that oneshot. I was like my little kinnaped baby. I loved the oneshot so much. Meanieface for taking it off. _

And 'ladies'? Damn, I don't want to be called a lady. The word lady mocks me. Just look at it walking in it high heels and laughing at me. Stupid word. I rather be reffered to as a dude, it much more awesomer oh, yes it is. Even if I am a girl. I really should cut my hair and try to look like a guy. That'd be awesome. It would be like.

'Hi it's nice to meet you man'

'Oh, hi it's nice to meet you too, but i'm a girl'

'What? Are you serious you look like a dude, are you a transvistie or something?'

'No, I'm not a transvistie but thanks'

'Dude, I didn't mean to offend you are anything, It's just you look ALOT like a dude.'

BEST CONVERSTATION EVER. XD

BUT I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC WAYY TO MUCH SO UPDATE YOUR STORY SOON AND I PROMISE I WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. YES I'M CHEAP.

SUE ME [not litterly, DON'T, I'm flat out broke Note to self: STILL need to buy that toliet paper and boat. T.T]

awesome, as per usual. do people fall down at your feet? I would! I think you're amazing!

UPDATE ;O

I love your style of writing and characters (:

Hii!

So I, like, totally love this, like, awesome new story! It is, like, amazing!

Haha, well, what to say, what to say that I haven't already said a million times before?

KAWAI DALE! AWMAHGAAWD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? The characters you write are just too freakin' adorable and cute! How do you do it? I am so freakin' amazed and inspired! I adore you, love you because you are such an awesome writer. I love your plotlines, I love your cute characters, I love everything! Wootage! ]

Dale is extremely adorable. I can't say anything else because then I would go off into a crazy babble about his adorable 'bubblesexuality' (awesomeness wordness by the way) and naiveness. Despite it being slightly frustrating (SYL WANTS TO RAPE YOU, DALE!) it's still adorable either way.

Syl...now, to be completely honest, I don't actually hate Syl much to my surprise. Nor do find him frustrating but actually, it's quite the opposite. He's so cute and I love him! And I don't know why. He's so sweet and mean at the same time to poor Dale. (At least Dale has a backbone to stand up to him and be mean back unlike other characters who may have been Dale-like but would've been given a weak-ish personality...as a stereotyping thing you know) I like Syl. Hah, he's funny. And cute when he goes off into his little cutesy fantasies about Dale and his adorable rape factor. So kawaii. -sigh- Haha. O Anyway, what I want to say is that I think Syl is a good character and please don't stop writing in his point of views, they are too amazing. I love them. P

Now, Sabrina...hm, well, at first I kind of wanted to smack her in the kind of way that says, 'you are so annoying, shut up!' or 'ew, slut!' or even, 'get your filthy STD hands off of darling Syl so he can go rape kawaii Dale!'. Hah, sorry. But as the story progressed I was like...'huh. I see...' and then her observation came and I was like, 'wow.' But to be comepletely honest (yet again because I don't like to lie) I wasn't all too surprised. 95.5 percent was...the rest just wasn't. I was kind of like, 'oh cool, okay.' which is really weird. But whatever. Sabrina sounds like an interesting character despite her use of the word 'like' a lot (I still find that very annoying and I never will stop but hey, it adds an unexpected difference to the story).

Now, the story. I love it. I want to rape it. In fact, I want to rape all of your stories because they are so whipped cream, purple cream-puff filling gorgeous. ] Anyway, I love this story and I really like the plotline. I like what you've done with this story and how it's progressing so far. I like your attitude towards the story by letting it just sort of unwind by itself in a random yet beautifully awesome way. You are an inspiring writer and I'm happy that I get to read all your stories and to talk to you. D

Sadly, I must now part so farewell my darling lover and I'll hopefully write yet another review for yet another mind-blowingly awesome chapter. Auf wiedersehn!

lol the slut isn't really brainless.i was laughing hard because of her "likes".wondering if you'll stick to it when you write her part.

Well, like, I really, and I mean, like, REALLY, get so, like, annoyed... I mean, like, with the way Sabrina, like, talks... Man...

But her annoying talking aside... I can't believe she knows! And Syl's a perv, ne? Speaking of which, though, I mean the whole daydreaming about Dale when his "girlfriend" is sitting right in front of him... Oy, talk about bad timing! It makes me feel like an oblivious idiot, because I'd never guess that!

So, yeah, update soon? Please? -big anime eyes-