Absolutely hilarious!1 I love it! you have a gift keep on writing.

you should continue this story

Love the premise. Burger and women addictions, among the best problems out there. :) I sort of expected the set up to result in an issue with the women... like him becoming interested in women and going after the waitress, too - it kind of felt like he went off burgers and ended up with fish instead. I guess that could be double entendre. :)