Reviews for Neek! cried the goth
Sanareth chapter 1 . 10/18/2010
I'm late because I found a dead body.

Best. excuse. ever.

Well, actually one of my classmates once walked in late and said as bold as brass

"I'm sorry I'm late... I was delayed by Pokemon in the long grass."

The only excuse I've heard that came close to that before now was

"I apologize, I was out hunting peasants and I simply lost track of time."

And it's not a typo. He said peasants instead of pheasants.

Best true excuse was "A goat ate my music book."

Still, even if this is a one shot, it doesn't need to be long... Nice job.