Reviews for Metaphorical Cooking 101
Jon de Plume chapter 1 . 4/2/2008
This piece is great. I know it is telling a message but it is humorous at the same time. Bravo. I especially like your mention of the vegetarians. I agree, poor onions, it’s true that they never stood a chance against the armies of vegans and vegetarians.
fatbird33 chapter 1 . 4/2/2008
onions make me cry too, but they taste good.
crimsonxtearsxofxregret chapter 1 . 3/31/2008
DUDE! I know how you feel. One time I had to slice 10 pounds of onions with my aunt. We both had tears streaming down our faces. But I have a pair of goggles that I have to use for my chemistry labs at school...one time I brought them home and used them while slicing onions. It was like magic! They completely blocked the sting... amazing.

But since this poem is called "Metaphorical Cooking 101," is it really about onions? I am lost there... like in the last three lines... hmm...