then what?

Haha! U got that right, Ill give u that! Modern ever after ;) Exactly what it would be like :P

Haha, nice.

This totally reminds of those drawings of the Disney princesses as evil.

This was pretty funny, with that perfect touch of sarcasm.

I like it. If you even want to look deeper at it, it almost seems like a growing up type thing.

Really cool.

"You can't rescue a damsel in distress any more,

can't even hold a door for one."

i like the tone of this, haha.

First of all, I'd like to say thanks for the review you gave me :)

Anyways, my inner cynic grinned when I read this. I love how you took what are supposed to be these images of perfection, and turned them on their heads to reflect how the world has changed. And although I don't agree with giving a negative connotation to homosexuality, I'd say this is still really witty and well-written.

Duude, this rules!

Ain't it a shame. I wonder if the little mermaid has learned how to use that vibrator.

This was really funny.

the first stanza is perfect,

and the third.

i never much liked disney.

Oh my God. This is amazing. I don't have any constructive criticism for you...The only thing, though, is that I wish it was longer :P.