Interesting...
I'm not sure if I should be amused or ashamed...
I don't think I have any of these afflictions on an extreme level but probably the beginnings of some of them.
I will try my best to apply the suggested treatments.
Thanks for sharing and God bless!

P.S. There is another treatment you haven't mentioned that could , God willing, help all of them; Prayer.

FINALLY. Something intelligent and helpful! :D I don't know why I'm on this site looking for intelligent and helpful stuff, because although it's a great way to pass time, and I have found a few really awesome stories here, the majority of them are usually not intelligent and NEVER helpful. So yeah. Thanks a million! I liked this little guide a lot and may reread it in the future to help with my own writing. (Hope I don't have a case of desperate-occocus, but I suspect I do. Just a mild one.)

-Agent C.

An amusing short 'medical' informational bit.

...I see the research is going well. Is the next going to involve deaths?

Uh-oh - I have symptoms of both Lazy Rearitis and Artificial Humorolic, though they're both more evident on . On here I have mostly Naivetiarrhea (let me see if I spelled that right . . . looks like it), because all my stuff is over a year old. I think. Maybe. But anyway I wouldn't suggest that you read /any/ of it. :P

Neat approach to these "illnesses", by the way.

Really Awesome! It made me laugh a lot!

Holy crap I just contracted Artificial Humorolic! And there is no oficial treatment! Don't run, readers! Marvel at my awesomeness!

...what the hell did I just write?
Need to sleep as soon as possible.

LOL anyways, amazing story. So funny. :D

Me sometimes... But I'm trying to overcome my illness XD

Ugh ... people like this bother me T-T

Oh no, I have a feeling I may be suffering from some of these XD

May you continue to write such literary pieces of information and a wealth of inspiration in order to avoid the dread "Writer's block."
Q: Is Writer's Block a disease?
I appreciated the disclaimer at the end. (Favorite part being: "no Fictionpress study subjects were mortally wounded during the case studies. . ." I wish I came up with that!)
Write on!

That was fairly hilarious, although I didn't really jive with entry number four. I happen to have a sense of humor that is only received with laughter about a third of the time (it's mostly based around wordplay and phrasing). I think that as long as one person laughs, it was worth getting out there. I mean, you've brightened someone's day, right?

But the rest of them were pretty spot-on. Sometimes I really wish people would just try a little harder. It's not difficult.

Hahaha- I acknowledge that I used to be Desperate-o-coccus on some of my writing, but now I'm cured :) Keep it coming, friend! *follow* *favourite*

Whhoaaa. It's funny that I've never had any symptoms of stuff in here but other worse, creepier unknown ailments. But at least not desperateococcus. The last case was the funniest haha