Reviews for Me Robot, You Tarzan
mewlexi chapter 6 . 6/10/2010
You know, this story rocks! Hope your finger gets better soon_
Tyan chapter 6 . 3/17/2010
Holy crap. Finger, are you okay? D:

So, anyway, your story. I love it. It's beautiful. Write more one day?
Chasmodai Blue chapter 6 . 12/4/2008
(Your finger? Oh my god, are you okay?)

Whatever. I heart your characters. Mostly Enoch. He's so cute and fuzzy and I want to pet him politely from a few feet away. He needs to find lots of...love-stuff.

Yippee contemplation of religious practice. Sort of.

You write quite nicely. I likes.

I hope you update (when your hand is better, of course).
Kneecap chapter 6 . 9/26/2008
FOR REAL? OH GOD. Has it been...stitched back on again?

Jeez O_O. That is traumatising to the extreme.

I hope you get better soon, and I'm definitely going to put this story on my alerts for now...

Your finger...oh my God.
Kneecap chapter 5 . 9/26/2008
xD. I like how he was so traumatised by the conversation with Kyle. He really does come off as a social leper.

"he would get me lots of hot naked people all the time." - and he said he didn't watch porn? xD

"We will be named One Hot Botcher, which is an anagram for Enoch the Robot" - that was so bizarre it was amazing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"Hot October Hen" xD. Oh my word...

"Cotton Herb Toe? Bone Hot Hector? Tore Bent Hooch?" - it must have taken you a LONG time to come up with those xD.

"I found out that by “enormous range” he meant that he could sing like a really really hot woman. Only a little manlier." - XD. A little cliche for him to be so good, but I'm over it :).

The ending line was a bit meh. It wasn't quite as funny as your other lines. Oh well. I'll read on :D.
Kneecap chapter 4 . 9/26/2008
"Nothing kills epic like Broadway."- xD.

xD. Even his observations are robotic. You really get into character well.

"Stick that in a trebuchet." - Hahaha. I love your unique take on stilted phrases.

"Can you tell that I’m angry?" - I LOVE HOW THAT WAS THROWN IN FROM NOWHERE.

It makes me smile how things are militarised and made into 'epic battles' xD.

"I’m going to go break things." - Hahaha. *Images of an emo robot.*

"Kate in my Stats class has been giving me the eye lately. I haven’t figured out whether it’s the evil eye or not, yet." - XD. Again, your playing with stilted phrases. The whole 'evil eye' thing xD.

Maybe the ending was a little over-the-top...
Kneecap chapter 3 . 9/26/2008
"and Tom exists" - XD. I'm not sure why that made me laugh, I just find it funny when peripheral figures are mocked xD.

"and dedicates all of her time to reading romance novels by women with bad names that are, in reality, men with small penises." - XDD. WTH?

The dialogue seemed a little stale...I don't know if you did that deliberately or not, so I won't harp on about it.

And also: you said you were bringing us into the present, and I got your point, but the main narrative is set in the present tense...so there wasn't really a change of time frame.

"There’s nothing new about it except that it’s new" - xD I like Enoch's contradictions. And the New Facebook was a bit of a pain in the ass to begin with, but one gets used to it :D.

His Dad fits the profile of 'creepy pervert' really well :D.

"Since Tom has no personality" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I just LOVE how Tom gets gypped. He reminds me of Meg from Family Guy.

"Be tempted to the dark side." - XD. Star Wars xDD...

I think it's Enoch's sheer conviction and his lack of modesty combined with his mockery of nearly everyone else in his life, which makes me laugh so much. It's written in a very original way xD.
Kneecap chapter 2 . 9/26/2008
HAHAHA. I swear you referenced the Beatles and Kanye West in your opening two lines. 'Money can't buy me love' and 'Gold digger'.

I love his naievete xD. He's really convinced. Gosh, the conception for this idea is incredibly original. I think you might like some stories on FP by Aggiebird. Especially the one called 'FrankInLove', it runs a few parallels with this :).

"Like Mumsy and Popsy. I think those are aptly plebian to showcase how fabulous my own parents are." - HAHAHA.

I like Enoch's lack of modesty.

This has some very subtle wit in it. xD. I love it.
Kneecap chapter 1 . 9/26/2008
"My second grade teacher was actually made of leather – we discovered this on a field trip to a Bigfoot's Lair. Her skin matched identically to a wallet in the gift store." - xD.

I don't really read a lot of humour anymore, and I'm not really that into it, but you've got an...unusual plot, so I'll carry on xD.

I like how you even described the person's image in a very emotionless way, just stating the blatant features. Normally I'd bitch that you were being unoriginal and not giving your character any flaws or any distinguishing features, but I can see that it's clearly a plot device to fit in with him believing he's a robot.

Either way, it's bizarre in a nice way xD.
Sinor chapter 6 . 9/24/2008
Dr. Sinor has some advice for you: Don't chop off your fingers. It hurts. *nodnod* :3

Sinor the fangirl also says this, but because she wants more of this, because it's hilarious. And she would really like to see what Kyle the Kid has to say/think about this.

...And this is your fault. Your writing style infected me. Dammit.
fynnagin chapter 6 . 9/22/2008
this story is very odd. I love it. I feel sorry for your hurt finger, and I hope it gets better soon :( will be waiting for the next chapter
Switch chapter 6 . 9/19/2008
Ok, um wow. I hope your finger heals well. I was going to say, it's really interesting how the robot named himself after someoen who never died. I thought that was interesting. I had another thought, but now I just want to give you candy. And yay Cake. So is this story going to end with him being institutionalized? Because that would make total sense. Oh, you know what else makes sense? Robin not being in the new Batman movies. He's supposed to be in his first year of Batmanness so it would not make any sense for Robin to be there, despite how much I passionately love Dick Grayson. That's all. Feel better! _
DeletionImminent chapter 6 . 9/18/2008
ow, for chopped appendage.

Yay! for your fic. It's horribly amusing and i love it. Your Robot would make a good ruler, i'm sure.

Hurrah sidekicks!
SomethingCheeky chapter 6 . 9/18/2008
This story is amazingly hilarious. I love it. And Enoch reminds me of one of my best friends. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not. Maybe I should reevaluate our friendship, because it was my idea to take over the world first! I called dibs!
Musickk Darling chapter 5 . 9/17/2008
Is it too early to say i love this? Maybe it's just the beginning of infatuation. At either rate, this story is awesome. The concept is refreshing. And I really like how you're characterizing Enoch - the things he thinks about are just hilarious. Now i'm just hoping Kyle the Kid will be just as awesome.

Lovely job, can't wait for more.
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