Reviews for The Master and the Bacon
Anime-Bearsy chapter 1 . 2/14/2016
Oh my! That was interesting, to say in the least! I do wonder what the world would be like if people actually did things like that... Anyways, enjoyable, comical read as always :D
Sir Pebbles chapter 1 . 7/30/2009
"And it was the finest bacon in the land." Bahaha. I love that ending. Although, I have a feeling that, had he known where that bacon'd been, he would think twice about eating it. O.o
Rayder99 chapter 1 . 7/29/2009
Oh wow. Another strange story by RED the Animator. I appreciate your use of bacon. Now I am hungry. Good story!
I BLOODY LOVE YOU chapter 1 . 1/10/2009
I like your stories on too. Could you make a story (on ) about Voldemort going to a restaurant and using the Imperius Curse on the staff, so they don't need rests, medical treatment, air or food to survive, and turns it into a 24 hour restaurant in space, to get enough money to BUY HOGWARTS OFF OF PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE!
RimJobsareGR8 chapter 1 . 12/20/2008
Haha. Pretty creative little story.
Bob Evans chapter 1 . 11/12/2008

Have you seen your reviewers lately, Mr. RED? You'd think you made poop jokes with all the "ew"s they're saying. C'mon.

I thought it was quite humorous, myself. Three gold stars from me!

~Bob Evans
Double AA chapter 1 . 10/19/2008
Ha ha! This is just like an old fairy tale! I love it, though it is a little gross. OK it's really gross. ew ew ew! But other than that I have no complaint.

Double AA
dinodaw chapter 1 . 10/8/2008
Burt ears, burt nose, and burt eyes! Wow that is the finest bacon in the land.
The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon chapter 1 . 10/7/2008
Okay first, ew. Second, this was a little of a disappointment, I mean, it was basically the same jokes over and over again and then there wasn't really a big finish (Although it was a gross one.). I understand wanting to expand your horizons, but you're a much better writer than this.

I hate to sound like a flamer, but I think that, with enough work, you could get something published someday. So I'm trying to do my part to help get you to that publishing-worthy phase, please don't think I'm mean!

Write on!