Reviews for The Vampire Express
invisibleXangel chapter 7 . 5/7/2011
I absolutely loved this. Hilarious. :)

I really like Dante a lot. And Reginald. I hope to see more of Cassandra though.

update soon.
redambrosia chapter 7 . 9/20/2010
I love this story, I love your writing, I love the development of characters through letters, and I love how you have multiple plots through answering questions& I have a question for The Vampire Express!

Dear Reginald,

If I was Cassandra, I would love, try, and love to try to kiss you. Would you think I was evil if I tried to kiss you random, adorable, and attractive specimen?


8DaysTillSunday chapter 7 . 7/21/2010
Thank you so much for answering my questions!

I have another, if that's all right: What is your opinion on Stephenie Meyer and her Twilight Saga?

Charlee Rayne chapter 7 . 4/26/2010
jeez. reading this stuff cracks me up!
Charlee Rayne chapter 2 . 4/26/2010
its amazing that i stumbled onto this again after a long time... i went by freddy teddy for a long time. but even thi must stories i liked back then disgust me now, urs is still as awesome as i remember...
Yuffei chapter 7 . 4/5/2010
Dear... Any of you.

If I were any kind of Vampire Hunter, I think I would be overjoyed. I think I've found something that can defeat you! (If only because you'll most likely recoil in horror and start fitting.)

So my question is quite simple. Who's read Twilight? What did you think? You don't sparkle, do you?

Have you ever known any Vampires who've got so utterly whipped by some whiney human bitch?

Love you all, Forgive me for bringing this horror to your door.
capricorn095 chapter 1 . 4/3/2010
Can a mortal and a vampire have kids?

Do you believe in angels?
Cooper Pierce chapter 7 . 3/24/2010
brought a smile to my face on an ever boring day!
8DaysTillSunday chapter 6 . 7/19/2009
Loved it, as usual.

So, um, has Cassandra ever been nice to you, Dante? Or is she always...well, rude? (there is a more accurate word, I'm just being cautious due to the fact that I don't wish to sleep with my eyes open)


MarSavoie chapter 6 . 5/20/2009
Hello Vampire Express and all who inhabit it,

Have you ever tried to turn an animal into a vampire? (I did by accident; check the story on my profile) Or did you at least hear of someone who did? Did you happen to see an army of rabbit vampire-squirrels somewhere in your area? I swear I got rid of them all last time but a couple of them escaped me and were lost somewhere, (I also heard someone befriend them but I’m not sure anymore (They are rabid after all) but I think whoever it was just got eaten)

It’s not like I made the army! (Actually, I did just don’t tell Michael)

Wait… Did you guys even hear of the rabid vampire-squirrels who threatened to take over the world that one time? (I really don’t care if you don’t though)

I’m not crazy, not random just... LOOK A DISTRACTION! *Tries to run away*




Alright, so did you ever, I dunno, do any homework? (At my school it is required and such a handful, forcing knowledge down our throats like that. I think I choked on that piece of Algebra last time, yuck)

How about… (If your wondering why I’m asking so many questions, it’s because I’m supposed to be doing my homework so I’m procrastinating) …can you guys recycle? Like, can you recycle a human or something? (Yes, I know that sounded so stupid just then)

The totally awesome procrastinator,

Freddy Teddy chapter 6 . 4/16/2009
Thank you for adding me to the list! It made me feel special! I still hope you would consider writing a story about Dante (or Reginald, because i love him the most).

Your friend, Charlee. :)
KiraLove chapter 6 . 4/16/2009

I enjoyed hearing from you and I'm glad you came out from under the desk! I do wish you luck on your pen hunt, but I find mechanical pencils so much more fun! All that clicking annoys so many people. So I'll gladly trade another watch for a pencil.

Garlic is only good on garlic bread and on very few occasions. I wonder, will you hunt down my brother if I tell him that his vampires are real and give him some garlic? That way you can find him by the smell...

Cassandra, I am very sorry for your loss. Maybe if you supplied him with more power tools he'd leave around your writing devices! Or trade back for your pens?

Dante, Pet seems like a very smart woman... My doctor told me the other day that men were dogs too. And she has a PHD! Amazing.


-Kira Love

P.S. Sorry Dante, Reginald's power drill is on the way. I even put a bow on it!
Maivewasphone chapter 6 . 4/16/2009
Hello Mr. Vampire.

I have quite a dilemma that I need to sort out, I hope you can help me using your knowledge!

You are making out with your girlfriend when suddenly the phone rings. You pick up and ask, "Hello?" The voice on the other end says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER?" You ask your girlfriend how her dad got the number, but your girlfriend says her father's been dead for three years. THEN WHO WAS ON THE PHONE?
I am a Panda chapter 6 . 4/16/2009
I'm a huge fan. :] Butbut I wanna know something HUGE!

Dear Dante,

Where do babies come from?
T.M Harris chapter 4 . 4/16/2009
i was actually wondering that are you a real vampire? many people belive they are descedents of vampires( maybe it is true and maybe not i do belive they exist)but are you or is this some sick joke? I do know that vampires do live far longer then humans but you do die. Vampires die just has humans do be but it is a bit harder to benatrat them. but i just wonder how about holy water i'm not sayin' that vampires are unholy but they are not creatures of god well they once were but that's another discosiondo it burn?
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