Reviews for Optimal Expressions
NekoRinChan chapter 8 . 2/10/2009
Tee hee~.
NekoRinChan chapter 7 . 2/10/2009
D'aw. :3
NekoRinChan chapter 5 . 2/10/2009
I want to be a cyber punk! D:
Sunshine Bear chapter 8 . 2/10/2009
I want to send you a quote! I keep them for my friends. Because they thought it would be cool so I have like 20 pages of them... I am excited.

I told my bestfriend about Blink-182 getting back together, then I goggled it to make sure and she is like freaking out.

We texted in caps.

"I'M SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW!" - Karrissa, freaking out when texting.
Karasu Is Too Lazy To Log In chapter 8 . 2/10/2009
sdflkj Patrick and his fear of butterflies~ So adorable. :3 When we had to do the cut-paper self-portraits, I put butterflies on mine. 8) We sat at the same table~


And Daniel and Chad's quote. :'3 I can so relate~ (Silly cat and her silly muddy paws all over my silly buttsex drawing.)

ANYWAY~ Moar prz. 8D But you know this already~
Sophia.Lobato chapter 8 . 2/10/2009
Aha! Great and fast update!

I completely agree with Patrick on the butterflies quote - they're creepy, evil and scare the shit out of me.

Plus, the "Rihanna should have taken her umbrella and hit him with it!" and "Sex can lead to death" nearly killed me. Seriously - I choked on the water I was drinking. Not pleasant.

But what is Always For the Gay? I found the Machete moment hilarious. Is it a movie or something?


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Kia Zi Shiru chapter 8 . 2/9/2009
I love you! You make me smile on this horrible day :P
The Forgotten Child chapter 8 . 2/9/2009
OMG. I read that whole weeding date thing and about choked on my tongue.

Is getting married a theme this year?

Dragon-Animagus chapter 7 . 2/8/2009
DOD! That was hillarious, and mystifying all at once. You are amazing. I love this story! Don't stop!
Max-Ashworth chapter 7 . 2/8/2009
What fun is normal madness? xD

Before, you said something about sharing our quotes with you?

I'm gonna just share a quote...because I can!

Jennie: I'm going to France in two months...

Maggie: *doesn't look up from Global homework* Really.

Jennie: Uh-huh!

Maggie: Isn't that nice...

Jennie: I could buy you something when I'm there.

Jennie: Like the new Tokio Hotel CD, if it's out...

Maggie: *looks up with a scary grin*

Jennie: Uh...



Jennie: *get up from the table and runs*

Oh, another one:

Anastasia: This kid Jarid sent Danielle a really mean candy gram because she's fat.

Maggie: That dick.

Anastasia: I know, right?

Maggie: We should do something about it...

Anastasia: Like...?

Maggie: We could send him a candy gram saying we were watching him.

Anastasia: And to not travel alone!

Maggie: Or we could threaten him with a mallet...

Anastasia: Or a chainsaw...


Maggie: *mimes whipping a machete out of back pocket* MACHETE!

Anastasia: *does the same thing* MACHETE!

The whole cafeteria: *turns and stares at the two carzy girls sitting alone at a table shouting about machetes*
DELPROF chapter 7 . 2/8/2009
I HAVE INCLUDED A QUOTE so you can include it!

wo, ok here goes

Spencer: Dammit, i have to go, bye y'all

All of us at table: bye

Carly: bye spencer

Carey and Spencer: (Quick kiss so teachers don't see)

Spencer: (Leaves)

All of us at table: BYE SPENCER!

Carey: (Gets up off table when spencer leaves) Oh, wouldja look at that I have a text

Carey: (Runs after Spencer)

Time: (Five minutes later, and three steps closer to exploding (we were eating))

Carey: (Returns)

Caitlin: Who texted you?

Carey: Spencer...

Kai (Me): I bet he texted you hard.

Everyone at table: ...

Kai (Me): What?

Looking back, i think it was funnier if you were their...

DreamExplicitly chapter 7 . 2/7/2009
Aww you guys are cute! lol
The Forgotten Child chapter 7 . 2/7/2009
The tooth thing still makes me laugh my butt off...

I think you guys are disturbing, but in that way that I know it probably makes you happy.
Sunshine Bear chapter 7 . 2/7/2009
I pity any future children.

You guys are super cute though. I would die laughing if I was near you two.

Has anyone ever say, "I love Luci" and then start laughing because it's a show.

Just wondering. Because I was telling someone about you and then I was all, "I love Luci." Pause. Laugh, "GET IT! It's a show!"
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