cracked me up! You're a good comedy writer, but I don't think fried cat coffee brownies would be very tasty! :) Too many weird mixed flavors! You need to write more!

Poor kitty!

So cruel, yet so funny.

ha ha, gosh,poor thing/ luved every part. especially:

"staple him to the wall

Put it in the microwave

Cat brownies…nuff said"

lol, nice

Wow, you should be arrested for animal cruelty. Lol it's really funny, great job!

D: My cat died of old age... She was never around long enough to get me really pissed...